December 25, 2020
HO HO HO MERRY XMAS, XMAS MORNING! Coming at you a day late because Arthur had to go through Ultra Retail Hell because our government refuses to effectively address a pandemic! It's rough folks, it's a rough end to a rough year. But we bring you the gift of extreme goofassedness and we hope it brings you some holiday cheer. What if it was illegal to eat coochie? | An enlightening journey into the world of the balldo | Partner works with a former love interest and you're feeling some jealousy, is that alright? | Getting a strap on as a gift from your partner when you're not into it | Is gifting a laptop too much? | Are sex toys appropriate gifts for friends? | Straight relationship sex with a gay dirty talk twist, what's the deal? Thanks to Dylan for comin on this week and thank you for listening! We wish you all the cheer in the world cause you goddamn deserve it. If you'd like to support the show and access two bonus shows a month you can follow us at patreon.com/rftb ...
September 03, 2020
Holy shit we got a lot of listens this week, so if you're new here thanks for checking us out! And you picked a good time, because we're stoked to have cartoonist/wrestler Rory Blank joining us! We ask Rory about how he got into webcomics, his connection to Street Fight and Pod Damn, Catholicism, wrestling, and waterboarding himself. Then, we answer listener/reddit questions including a guy concerned with his arch-shaped penis, a gal wondering if/how to show her partner the erotica she wrote about their activities, a partner who is getting pissed off about the way people talk down to him due to his work, the connection between ED and porn, and finally some jackass calling his partner ridiculous for being upset with him. Blech. Good times all around though and we're very glad you're here! And thanks again to Rory for coming on the show! You can find his work on [Instagram @roryblank](https://www.instagram.com/roryblank), [Twitter @pisscastle](https://twitter.com/PissCastle), and check out [Rory Blank's Cool Shirt Zone here!] If you'd like to support our show and get some bonus episodes, find us on Patreon at patreon.com/rftb! ...
March 25, 2021
Yee haw I am become covid gtfo my way amirite hey there! Welcome to this week's Radio Free Tote Bag where Daddy is indeed home. Yes our good friend Dylan is back to help us answer some questions and to help me roast Arthur's cockney impression. FIRST CLIT WANK INNIT | A listener wants to establish a homestead with ol Arth | Why are bisexuals discriminated against? | Why has the definition of vanilla sex changed? (Or has it lol?) | Shaking ass in cowgirl leads to big orgasmz | What's up with mouthfingers? Thanks for tuning in folks! If you want more RFTB you can get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep! If you're interested you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb ...