March 07, 2019
Heyo gang it's episode 50 get down get down! We're about to start new jobs so that's good shit. We're also continuing our main gig which is SAVING RELATIONSHIPS! And this week is no different so here we go. - Conjoined twins? - How do you get your partner into your new hobby? How do you stop them from being weird about you doing it? - Naked ass abruptly pantie-wearing boyfriends, how do ya deal with em? - Boyfriend is obsessed with pimple popping to a weird degree (and that's coming from me and I'm real into that shit) and now he's staring at pimple addled strangers. Help? - How to deal with a partner who just up and joined the Navy without discussing it with you. Can you even fix it? - How do you go and find a healthy relationship? All this and even fuckin' more on this week's Radio Free Tote Bagggggggggggggggg ...
February 28, 2019
Well hell yea it's Tote Bag and we've got relationship questions and also some weird shit in the question box that's unrelated but fun. Here we go, ganggggg, uhhh problems cumming with a partner, stinky peens, getting an unsolicited nude in front of your ex, only being able to masturbate to your partner, a cool remix of country roads, sixty-nine, and like a whole bunch of other good stuff. It's like 3am and I'm going to bed. But RFTB never sleeps and we're glad you're here with us! ...
September 06, 2018
We're so happy to have Xavier and Brooke of The Bellowing Pines join us for this very special episode! Here, we discuss mucus walls, The Devil's Lettuce, egg donor self-harm cop call cheating, ex-coworker inpropriety, cross-cultural dating with arranged marriages and long-winded family memembers. If only to show them how dank-nice you are you gotta spill the beans. Dodge the whole scenario and hit the airhorns on this conversation. Don't be afraid to shoot your shot, even if her family might find her a nice Hindu boy to settle down with later. Also, just leave your body for a little while. You can listen to The Bellowing Pines' [self-titled first album on Bandcamp here.](https://thebellowingpines.bandcamp.com/releases) Also, [this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqOTU89cgC4) ...