October 31, 2018
The moon is full and the werewolves are on the prowl. Bats zoom through the sky and accidentally turn into their human form in mid air and fall several hundred feet onto unsuspecting trick or treaters, terrifying them! And Arthur is haunted by the specter of heartbreak and is handling it questionably. But we're here for him, because it's the RFTB HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! We tackle hypothetical infidelity, the splitting of costs, penis envy, the realities of careers and relationships, being single as your age advances, those three little words, and worries over a son's isolation - all while deftly weaving in Halloween references that range from related to EXTREMELY TANGENTIAL. Spoopy! Don your spookiest garb and come trick or treating with us - only this time the trick is HEARTBREAK and the treat is OUR SOOTHING VOICES. ...
September 06, 2018
We're so happy to have Xavier and Brooke of The Bellowing Pines join us for this very special episode! Here, we discuss mucus walls, The Devil's Lettuce, egg donor self-harm cop call cheating, ex-coworker inpropriety, cross-cultural dating with arranged marriages and long-winded family memembers. If only to show them how dank-nice you are you gotta spill the beans. Dodge the whole scenario and hit the airhorns on this conversation. Don't be afraid to shoot your shot, even if her family might find her a nice Hindu boy to settle down with later. Also, just leave your body for a little while. You can listen to The Bellowing Pines' [self-titled first album on Bandcamp here.](https://thebellowingpines.bandcamp.com/releases) Also, [this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqOTU89cgC4) ...
June 27, 2019
Misophonia Warning: We open with me chewing very professionally. And then we get into some shit. Folks, it's Radio Free Tote Bag and here's what we talked about this week: - Wealthy dude seems to have stolen your girl's heart, what's up with that shit? - How do you let your partner know you need to sleep alone for a night without hurting their feelings? - You had an emotional breakdown and got upset at your friend's funeral. Should you apologize to the mom? (We think yes, but for different reasons than you may think) - What to do when your partner is in a financial rut but you still want to do fun things together? As always, communication is key. Then it's Q Box time, where we have our first listener complaint! Re: our DDLG hate episode. We respond. Back to Reddit: - You gf doesn't appreciate your man thong. What do? - Finally, a women is told at work to be more confident. She does it, and now people are saying she's being too much. Lol classic misogynistic Catch 22. We go in on em. Folks, thanks for hanging with us. And as I said at the end of the episode: if you found this podcast from one of the stickers I put up in the gnarly Bonnaroo porta potties, please do let me know. That'd be rad. ...