Episode 63

June 20, 2019

01:05:45

#63 Bonnaflu and Beetus

Hosted by

Audrey Donovan
#63 Bonnaflu and Beetus
Radio Free Tote Bag
#63 Bonnaflu and Beetus

Jun 20 2019 | 01:05:45

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Show Notes

Yeehaw, Buckaroos, we're back from our hiatus! Both of us aren't feeling great but hey we're out here trying and I'd like to think we're succeeding. Check it out: - You're an exotic dancer in a relationship, ya told your SO's parents and now his weird-ass dad is coming to your club and staring you? Call us, we'll crowbar him. - The third segment in the question box butt pee trilogy. - Your friend is having boyfriend trouble - her BF gets real upset when SHE gets upset and makes her feel bad about getting upset. Whack. What's going on here? - Coffee shop addiction is apparently a thing and it's fucking up your dating life. What do? - How to ask your unemployed SO to help out a little more around the house without making him feel like you're insinuating he's lazy? (Cause for once it sounds like he's not.) - How to figure out if your FWB of two years has feelings for you? Should you express your feelings to her? - Your partner and child's father is on meth and you feel trapped. How do you fix this situation? We say get out ASAP. We're glad to be back and we're glad to have you with us on our very own Radio Free Tote Bag.

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