Episode 57

May 02, 2019

01:10:44

#57 Chapo Tote House

Hosted by

Audrey Donovan
#57 Chapo Tote House
Radio Free Tote Bag
#57 Chapo Tote House

May 02 2019 | 01:10:44

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Show Notes

Well folks, we accidentally rant about enabling centrist bullshit. But we also talk about relationships. Because this is a show about relationships. Here's what we talk about: - Arthur got the wrong order and we're very hurt. We discuss bland ass food. - You found cigarettes that aren't your partner's brand. In his ashtray. He's also being weirdly specific about laundry. Surpicious? - Your BF is spending all his damn time doing kung fu or some shit and he won't let you come to his class? What's up with that? - QUESTION BOX OH YEA yea and the question is about popping pimples? Dono is stoked. - GF got motorboated on Spring Break by a gay guy, she says. Weird? Kinda. Relationship-ender? Eh, up to you. - How to break off a relationship cause your partner's politics are whack? JUST DO IT DON'T DATE CHUDS JESUS CHRIST - Obnoxious scary neighbor noise and how to deal with it. Folks, we try not to get political here, but this was the exception. Our message: if someone is nice but their politics are that means they're evil too. Don't tolerate that garbage under the guise of politeness. And do what you can to fight evil. And def don't have sex with evil. We love you.

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