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1/4 carat diamond tennis bracelets. Ryan Adams. A lonely old lady.
These add up to the most intensley horrifying 45 seconds of Arthur's life.
^ Link to the saccharine hellscape
Put down your dang phone on date night, don't date a fighter jet, understand that your partner might have a thing for pink, satin panties, mute the porn, smash that mf smash-on-the-rebound button and just shoot your dang shot!
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