February 28, 2019
Well hell yea it's Tote Bag and we've got relationship questions and also some weird shit in the question box that's unrelated but fun. Here we go, ganggggg, uhhh problems cumming with a partner, stinky peens, getting an unsolicited nude in front of your ex, only being able to masturbate to your partner, a cool remix of country roads, sixty-nine, and like a whole bunch of other good stuff. It's like 3am and I'm going to bed. But RFTB never sleeps and we're glad you're here with us! ...
October 11, 2018
What's good in Tote Land? This cool episode, that's what. Donovan sees it coming, then Arthur shares an awkward interaction with an old. Remember, if you're planning a trip, respect your trip buddy's feelings about strip clubs. Your flaps are fine. Don't let yourself get sucked into your partner's couch spiral. If you're the funny guy, lean into it. You can use the phrase "No srsly" though. Learn to DJ and throw parties at your place if your friends wanna go out all the time and you wanna stay in. Your libidos aren't always gonna match up, so talk it out, then bang it out. Get her an IUD-Day gift. DON'T LOOK A GIFT DICK IN THE BALLS! ...
August 29, 2019
Howdy Tote Gang! We are fucking stoked this week to have Simpsons-remixer and music-makerer Dankmus as our guest, talking to us all the way from South Australia! We interview him about his music, The Simpsons, his most awkward date, and some quality Straya topics. Then he sticks around to answer your questions. Here's what we get into: - A couple questions about Dankmus and The Simpsons! - His GF hangs out with her exes a lot. Is this worth freaking out over? - Your friend seems to be "the other woman" to a married man. She's also a recovering alcoholic and has just ended a very long relationship. What can you do to support her? - BF has a foot fetish but you (think) you have ugly feet. What do? - Your mom has expressed interest in smoking weed. You smoke. Should you offer to introduce her? Thanks again to Dankmus! Our outro this week is his track "Put It In H". Check him out at the links below! [Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfITAHFPUbFwCbMYrhMJJCw) [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/artist/0WBZts3HlAYCTsWXvnCAjQ?si=zFpC_KXpS1mM2Q_TLshnKA) [Twitter](https://twitter.com/dankmus) ...