Episode 81

October 31, 2019

01:12:30

#81 The Spooktober Power Hour

Hosted by

Audrey Donovan
#81 The Spooktober Power Hour
Radio Free Tote Bag
#81 The Spooktober Power Hour

Oct 31 2019 | 01:12:30

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Show Notes

You already know what it is! It's our second RFTB Halloween and we NEED to match up to last year's heartbreak heinousness and so we did. It's ghastly, it's spooky, it's a Halloween power hour. For those who don't know, a power hour is doing a shot of beer every minute for an hour. This was actually going to be the premise of Dono's original podcast until he realized that would be terrible. But here's a one off special, we do it for you! We come in hot with a classic holiday emojipasta and then we hit some ghoulish-ass questions. Here they are: - Boyfriend is saying he's gonna hit this H-Ween party then set up a tent in the backyard so he doesn't drive drunk. This makes your uncomfortable. What's the deal? - You're dealing with a chronic illness and telling people about it has been negatively affecting your dating life. What's the best way to handle this? - What's the adult equivalent of that creepy ass Scream mask everyone wore as a kid? - Speaking of Halloween, why do people ghost? We discuss. - You're tryna wear a sexy costume to a festival but your BF is uncomfortable and giving you shit. Is this justified? No. - Gal you like invites you out to a Halloween rave with all her girlfriends. You're nervous. How do you not be nervous? - Your GF is reading a book about vampires and her Jesusy gramps smacks her with a whole-ass flashlight because he's convinced she's gonna get possessed and have seizures and shit. How to handle this? (Your grandpa is a vampire, stake his ass!) Happy Halloween to all of you! We're glad because Arthur's not heartbroken this year and we're also glad that you're here with us. Stay Spoopy.

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