February 14, 2019
Folks we had some issues recording and we were gonna cut some shit but then we didn't so here's an extended episode. For Valentine's Day or something. Anyways, here's what you're gonna get: - An update on /r/jizzycarts (you're welcome) - Our worst Valentine's Day experiences - How to find a good first sex toy to introduce into your relationship - A girlfriend who wants her boyfriend to be rough with her but he'll only do it when he's drunk - A Tinder hookup who comes home and sticks around for FORTY-EIGHT HOURS - If it's controlling to ask your SO not to grind with others because it bothers you - If grinding is even still a thing - Our super rad grinding experiences - A self-admitted ugly guy's gf calling him ugly as she comes off of anesthesia So there ya go. The greatest gift of all. Radio Free Tote Bag. ...
July 25, 2019
What's good, Toteland? In this episode, we explore the origins of ass eating in the western world and them cheeks just turn into two big Christmas hams like in a Daffy Duck cartoon. We answer an embarassing question from Reddit and condemn a man to hell. We scour the floor for tokens at Dave and Buster's. Our good-ol' question box takes us to the ~=FRIENDZONE=~ where we evaluate JEFF's performance. Hey quick question, can you hurry up and git gud? Can you tell your girlfriend to git gud? Is it important she git gud? If you've been dating someone for around a month, should you push for commitment? *SPOILER ALERT* Don't. Choose your own adventure time! You receive a letter from a casual acquaintance you met one time inviting you to go see an expensive concert featuring an artist you discussed. You've given them no information other than your name. Do you go? Do you go if it's Death Grips? Aphex Twin? ...
June 11, 2020
Howdy folks, this week we've got friend of the show Kyler Jae joining from LA (hey that rhymed)! Kyler talks about his experience the past week in the LA BLM protests, his relationship life, and also about Dono's shithouse past. Oh no. We also hit the question box with some listener questions for Kyler and for all of us, including our cringiest sex moments. Finally we hit some questions on Reddit - a husband lying about an OnlyFans subscription, a gal wondering if a friend likes her, and an apparent influx of butt plugs in the zeitgeist. We're a relationship show first and foremost but we don't live in a vacuum. Donate to BLM, donate to your local bail fund, and at the very least research defunding the police. If you can donate, [this link](https://bailfunds.github.io/) includes a directory of local bailfunds or find your local BLM group online or through social media. ...