April 04, 2019
Yeehaw buckaroos it's another Radio Free Tote Bag! Arthur started a new job at the sadness factory and they play shitty radio and he hates it. Donovan regales us with tales from his research assistant gig back in the days. Question time? Question time. IBS making your booty leak? Toss a tampon in there. But be sure to tell your gf or improve your disposal technique before she discovers your secret on her own and gets the wrong idea. A big question box this week! What about an ex you're trying to be friends with but he won't let it go? Or an attraction to the confident but shitty characters in TV shows? Or when the clap of your asscheeks keeps alerting the GUARDS?? And then oh god here it is. Idk how we haven't talked about DDLG but it's happening. And we really do hate it. Finally, don't date your dad's best friend, don't worry about numb cum, and don't worry too much about your gf's tattoo. It's all here this week and we're glad you're with us! ...
December 07, 2019
Let's get right to it, Arthur's dry spell is BROKEN! So whatever the opposite of pouring one out is, do that, because we're celebrating. Maybe we throw a musical number in there too for festivities. Anyways, question time, here's what we've got: - You're dating a guy and it seems to be turning into something BUT you hooked up with his younger brother a few years back. Dealbreaker? - Your teen stepdaughter has a new baby with a teen boy who keeps getting headlice, spreading it to the child, and refusing to treat it. How the fuck do you handle this? - Confussed by flirty friend wat do? Then it's question box time! But no questions this week, just a comment from a dear listener who watched the claymation porn we disussed last episode AND a fun fun fun joke! Back to Reddit: - You hooked up with your roommate and it looks like it's gonna turn into a relationship. This is against the rules. Could it work out though? - A vibrator bites back. This is a PSA. We're shook (haha get it?) - A queef drives a hookup to straight up leave. What the hell? What do you do here? We're glad you're here, we hope you like the music, and no use crying over spilt queef. ...
January 06, 2022
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