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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 80

October 24, 2019

#80 Your Stretchy Limbs Envelope Me In A Way That I Find Viscerally Disgusting

FOLKS holy shit fall is here, fully. And you know what that means, we're coming up on our Halloween special! I will put it up front, please send us all your Halloween-adjacent questions for next week's episode! We'll spook all over em. However, this time Arthur is single, so ladies please date him this week then dumb him next Wednesday so we can reenact last year's drunken heartbreak! Sorry Arthur, the 'tent was too good. Alright so what we got this week? QUESTIONS! Here ya go here's the list: - The dude who you've been seeing is so tall it's wigging you out. How do you ditch this gangly alien without making him feel back about being a gangly alien? (Maybe don't tell him he's a gangly alien.) - You're Asian, your gf is Asian, but she says she's usually only into white dudes, and she's dishing on Asian guys in front of you. Is this acceptable? - From the Q-Box, what's it like being an adult? (BAD, RUN!!!) - Threesome opportunity has presented itself but you're wigging out. Should you just go through with it or bail? - GF of not too long is wearing her ex-fiance's engagement ring. Is this as bad as it seems? - A MISERABLE SURFER ATTACKED YOU. Smack the lip, wha-PAH! Happy Fall gang, keep trucking through that seasonal affectiveness and stayyyyy with us! ...

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Episode 79

October 17, 2019

#79 Candiru Candy feat. Seasonal Affective Disorder

Heyyyyoooo it's fall folks! The leaves are falling, the days are getting shorter, and the mental illnesses are back in swing cause it's S.A.D. season, baby! Ya know what though we're in a good mood today and we're here to bring you up with us. By talking about relationships. And that Amazon fish that allegedly swims up your pee stream into your schwanz. But in candy form. Ah right, this is a show about relationships, here's what we've got: - You're a guy but you want to sub. Is that cool? Well yes, but your phrasing is a little suspect. - Guy met at festival. You're into him! Or are you? Well he's coming to visit but you're not sure if that's a good idea. Cool to cancel? - Your zoomer brother is posting some questionable, misogynist, corny shit on Insta. How do you let him know that that's not ok? - QUESTION BOX TIME! We have some weird leftover questions from our episode with Katy and, per our policy, we gotta try to answer the more general ones. So it's time for a lightning round. - How do you know when you're ready to date again after a long term relationship ends? - Shower sex! Hot in theory, literally steamy in practice and that gets slippery and kinda shitty when it actually happens. We discuss. - Crush on a gal but now she's with someone. Is it kosher to mute her social media? Folks, we're gonna make it through the dark and grey months. RFTB is here for you. And we love you. And if you love us, hit us with a review on iTunes or wherever if you can, it helps us out. P E A ...

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Episode 78

October 10, 2019

#78 Sex IS Weird feat. Katy Fishell aka @sex_is_weird

Howdy gang and welcome to anyone listening for the first time! After a bevy of technical issues we finally have Katy Fishell on the show, the artist behind @sex_is_weird on Instagram! Arthur's audio still has some issues because apparently we are totally cursed but here it is! We cover some questions from Katy's followers on how she ended up doing sex_is_weird, how she's able to be so vulnerable, if and how she knows Pete Holmes, why she hasn't included many POC characters in her comics, and we finally get an answer to whether she is 7ft tall. After that we take some listener questions on how to know you've found someone you're happy with, what to do on a first date, and what needs to be improved in American sex education programs. Also we talk about first masturbatory experiences. Good shit. We're glad you're with us and we promise we're not usually plagued with technical issuess and we hope you enjoy the show! ...

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Episode 77

September 26, 2019

#77 Richard D. James Episode

Howdy folks, welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! It's getting darker earlier and Arthur and I are getting the big seasonal sads but we're bringing the energy to help YOU! Here's what's up: - Partner smiled literally the whole time during sex. We're picturing Aphex Twin and we're freaked out. - Taking your partner's virginity - how you can you make it go as smoothly and positively as possible? - GF shared your D pics with her friends without asking. Whack. - Gave your GF's finger a blowie joey and you were both into it. Where to go from here? - Living in the basement at you parents' place in your early 20s and they won't let you have your gf spend the night. Can you do anything? - Boyfriend has an enormous mouth, you have a tiny mouth, and the kissing is terrible. - BF barely ever goes down on you but he finally does... for 18 seconds. Whack! Thanks for tuning is as always, we love you all! And, if you love us, please shoot us five stars on iTunes and maybe even a written review if you're feeling generous. It really helps us out! PEACE ...

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Episode 76

September 22, 2019

#76 The White Stuff feat. Maria Seneca

Enjoy this week’s episode featuring our friend Maria Seneca! We discuss trans issues, grandpa kisses and piss! ...

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Episode 75

September 12, 2019

#75 The Butterfly Effect

If a Mormon touches a boob, can he be saved? Maybe we should just take it simple. How do you find out how old someone is if you're interested in dating them? A gentlesir could ask some open ended questions and potentially find out, as long as she doesn't just like assholes. Official RFTB Declaration "Don't date your cousin." "If I don't feel horrifyingly insecure every minute of every day, how do I know I'm in love?" Find out this week on Radio Free Tote Bag! ...

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