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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 92

February 06, 2020

#92 Radio Free Scrote Bag

Big Bag Energy 2020, folks, it's Radio Free Tote Bag and we're back from the dead! Well, almost, Arthur is on death's door but clinging to life for the sake of all of your love lives. What a hero. So what do we have this week? - Consolation Pills (almost the episode name) - Your friend's gf is cutting her off from her friends and now it seems like she may literally cut you. How do you fix this? - Your gf did a nice sexy thing for your bday and wore fishnets. Only thing is, they were already ripped at the crotch. By someone else. Weird? - Is it normal to not like your partner's friends? - Will Donovan be your goth bf? - How do you convince your bf to let you pop all his back zits? Extremely important question and we hope he lets you. - You don't like your partner's unflattering old ass underwear. How do you get em to get some new ones? - Random girl reaches out to you asking where you husband is. Cheating revealed? Yes. We love being here with y'all and we hope you're doing better than Arthur rn. Also Bernie won. PEACE ...

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Episode 91

January 23, 2020

#91 Big Date Energy

Arthur went on a date and it was fkn cool. Donovan went to therapy and that was fkn cool too. Spark up a sativa and go for the brrt brrt before we skrrt skrrt to the short skirt that your boyfriend makes you wear. We firmly affirm the firm connection between war-buddies. Hold on. Fan fic about r/Relationships questions. Million dollar idea. Don't pass out! Witness Cock Power! Don't break eye contact! Hey so if you have a minute can you tell us your favorite moments from RFTB history? We're coming up on episode 100 and we wanna do a clip show with the best moments from the past 100 episodes. Help us out! ...

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Episode 90

January 16, 2020

#90 You're Really Good at Communicating... MMMMM

What's good in the Tote hood? In this one we talk dirty as well as talk shit. Hey so, just be the one who buys the rubber bands. Y'kno? ...

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Episode 89

January 09, 2020

#89 Cat Yells At Man For 15 Minutes

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Episode 88

December 25, 2019

#88 Merciful Chrimbus

Merry Christmas everyone! Horses do not have feet. ...

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Episode 87

December 19, 2019

#87 Norm!

In this episode we try the case of Poop Knife v. Burger Question, unpack a man's highly curated porn collection, de-louse a Funkcle and work the angles. We introduce a new segment we're calling RFTB Investigates and quickly it gets off the rails. Which is why we need you to go to this link and help us raise three grand for an anatomically correct, five-and-a-half foot tall plush doll based on Norm from Cheers. So Arthur can "drink beer" with it. Also, there's another question but who fuckin' cares after that nightmare. Norm! gf.me/u/w73kiq ...

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