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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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*BONUS EPISODE* Data Transfer Premiere!

August 18, 2022

*BONUS EPISODE* Data Transfer Premiere!

What's crackin' Tote Land!It's Audrey here with a special lil thing for your ears!Friend of the show, partner of the me, Korla and I have been cookin' up a new show called Data Transfer and I'm so excited to debut it on the RFTB Main Feed!It's a transfeminine reading of the Digimon Adventures anime, starting from the very beginning, which is where you are now! Look for weekly episodes over at data-transfer.castos.com in the future, but for right now you can listen to the first ten episodes!We're gay, we're trans, we're in love and we're gonna talk about what it looks like when Greymon fucks. ...

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Episode 217

August 18, 2022

#217 In Limbro feat. Amber Rollo

Big announcement week! Audrey is dropping a new podcast and Dono has two cats in need of adoption! DM us if you're near Chicago and want sweet cats!   In other big news, we've got Amber Rollo from Low Culture Boil with us! We talk Love Island and FBoy Island with Amber before hearing an embarassing date story and Dono learns what a meetcute is. And then? Question time!   Surrounded by friends who you love with partners who you don't love - is there anything to be done? | Partner quit drinking, getting back into it responsibly and you're supportive but anxious | Wedding venue cancel, MIL trying to guilt fiancee into making it an intl destination wedding | Finally feeling ready to date seriously again but having trouble navigating some hangups | Which Chapo is best love expert | A really lovely update from a really strong person Thanks so much again to Amber for joining us, she was absolutely wonderful! You should check out her show Low Culture Boil and follow her on Twitter @ambercrollo where you can find her live comedy dates!    And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb! Now thatsa meet-cute! ...

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August 13, 2022

After Dark #88 Preview

We were joined by Alex from Haus of Decline for a uproariously funny bonus episode. For instant access to this episode and over 80 more head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB ...

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Episode 216

August 11, 2022

#216 Dates Are Like Pastures feat. Savannah White

Return of the Sav! We're stoked to have our friend and very funny comedian Savannah White back with us! We catch up, discuss a job that might be some kind of front, and get some real good dating stories before answering your dang questions, here's what we get into:   Feeling like you're in a queer-platonic relationship but the other half doesn't exactly agree | Sister has an extremely shitty transphobic husband | Fuck a fan challenge - real or fake? | Are you ghosting somebody? Does that even matter?   Thanks again to Savannah for joining us! You can follow her on Insta @SavvyWhite and keep an eye out for show dates!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 215

August 04, 2022

#215 No Nicotine Naugust feat. Kumars Salehi

Dear listeners I come to you this week in brain pain. My beloved nicotine has been taken from me by the powers that be (my will to be healthier). And so I'm not the sharpest I've ever been but luckily we have Kumars Salehi with us again to help answer your questions! We catch up with Kumars and then we get into it:   Long time partner does not wipe properly and it's causing some gnarly issues | Trying to get mom to stop smoking to no avail - let it go? | Followup on the "eating it from the front vs back" question | Audrey thirst post! | Self-deprecating humor question followup   Thanks again to Kumars for joining us! Find him on Twitter @KumarsSalehi and check out his show Delete Your Account!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 214

July 28, 2022

#214 For All The Mormons In The Audience feat. Daddy

Yeehaw folks it's RFTB, we've got Dylan with us, and we've got a full ass question box this week. We chat, Dono tries to awaken, and then we hit a particularly full Q box:   Sex dreams and their relationship to your sex life | Ever have to fake an orgasm while be-penised? | Partner has been clearly underwhelmed by sex but is claiming everything is fine | Relationship starts with good sex but anxiety starts building out of nowhere and ruins things | Bratty ass boyfriend   Thanks again to Dylan for joining us, follow him on Twitter @itsprobablycrab   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!   ...

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