Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 197

March 31, 2022

#197 The Tinder Swindler feat. Aiden Arata

What's happenin' Tote Land?Donobless has the roni and is mad fatigued. Other than being tired and congested they're in good spirits and we wish them a speedy recovery.BUTTTTTTTTTTT THE SHOW MUST GO ON and so for that reason we perservere, and what a show to miss. Aiden Arata and Audrey go deep on some powerful questions and absolutely nail it.   How to satisfy sexual desires in a long-distance relationship? |  Should virgin question asker utilize the services of a sex-worker to get better at sex before their first sexual relationship? | How to handle infidelity and divorce? | What if you want to "fuck someone out of your system? | How do I navigate this SITUATIONSHIP??We thank Aiden for joining us once again! You can find her work in the following places.https://www.instagram.com/aidenarata/https://twitter.com/aidenarataAs always if that wasn't enough Tote Bag you can head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB and sign up at the $5/month level and get a bonus episode EVERY WEEK!Wow! ...

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Episode 196

March 24, 2022

#196 Irish Uncle feat. Xavier from The Bellowing Pines

Top o' the morning listeners, I have the dumbest thing stuck in my head this week and I'm gonna tell you about it incessently. Also Audrey's back with a couple anecdotes and we're joined by Xavier from The Bellowing Pines! And then we answer questions:   Audrey gets dragged over Mad Men knowledge | Some positive feedback for Audrey's magic want recommendation! | Realizing you are mommy in a new relationship | Partner had trouble getting aroused while shithoused | Partner acting full of themself but maybe there are other red flags   Thanks again to Xavier for joining us, we love him! You should check out his band The Bellowing Pines and their new album Citrus! And also Xavier's solo project FaybeBase, great shit on both counts.   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 195

March 10, 2022

#195 Hitachi Wizard feat. Megan Graves

Folks! We're very excited this week cause we've got comedian and OnlyFans creator Megan Graves with us! Megan tells us an embarassing relationship story involving cursed toilet eye contact and we discuss dating as a sex worker. Then it's mf question time and we've got some great ones this week:   Seltzer addiction commiseration | Struggling with arousal with long term mono partner and not feeling sexually fulfilled | Listen, we're dumb | Hitachi on a penis advice! | Advice for attending first kink community meetup | Struggling with the apps while friends are doing great, what gives? | Tech support for us | Advice for getting into OnlyFans | Constantly leaving social interactions worrying that people hate you   Thanks again to Megan for joining us! You can find her on Twitter @itsmegangraves   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 194

March 03, 2022

#194 Elden Free Tote Ring

Look, we're sorry. We didn't mean to talk about Elden Ring for 15 minutes but we did because it is our life. So hit like 15:00 if you're not a cool tarnished like us. But hey it's mf question time after that and here's what we've got this week:     Advice for coming out to your parents | Feeling imposter syndrome as a bisexual person who hasn't "proven" their identity | Breaking a soda addiction | Dating while feeling emotionally unavailable - how do ya do it ethically? | A PSA for a cool online resource | Meeting people in the continuing covid times     And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb Plus other neat bonus stuff like stickers and the RFTB Discord! Wow! ...

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Episode 193

February 24, 2022

#193 Hey That's Not Yours!

Folks! We're a lil under the weather this week but we're feelin DRY! It's a dry folks this week and so we do a segment from the Patreon bonus shows before hitting your Qs! What we got in this here box?   A follow-up to the muscular women question! | Moved in with LDR gf in her city, need to make friends but not getting her support | How to enhance a man butt? | A sweet message from Not Korla   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! We're 2/5 of the way to a Frasier watch along bonus series so sign up, support us, and get some goofy times out of it! ...

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Episode 192

February 17, 2022

#192 Lobster Madness feat. Fangs For The Memories

Giddy up gang it's Tote Time! And this week we're joined by Leslie and Kayte from the Fangs For The Memories podcast! And so we talk Buffy, two particularly heinous date stories, and go a lil off the rails exoskeleton style. Also questions:   Breaking out of the ED anxiety cycle | Advice for a 30yo virgin | NOMME DE CUM | FMK vamp edition | Pre flight anxiety after getting hormones to transition | A very sweet message   Thanks again to Leslie and Kayte for joining us! You can find them and their podcast on Twitter @FangsPodcast, listen to the Dono episode they had a blast ...

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