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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 170

September 09, 2021

#170 Hi Question Asker!!

Welcome aboard Tote Pirates it's another week on the seven seas of relationships and golly gee we sure are swashbucklin! We discuss our v fun weekend together and then we answer all kinds of Qs, here's what we get into:   Hi question asker!! | What to do when you're attracted to someone ya don't like | WTF | Eye evolution correction! | Ideological differences between you and your partner leading to pointless arguments | A specific kind of sexuality | Advice for someone coming out as trans as they enter college | Body insecurity and friends calling you an egg | How to move in with a straight guy   Thanks for your questions and/or thanks for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb! ...

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September 02, 2021

RFTB After Dark 40 Preview

I may have misused the term sex tourism in this one. ...

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Episode 169

September 02, 2021

#169 Sustainable Horniness feat. Aiden Arata

It's Tote Bag Thursday folks! It is, I just declared it! And we're celebrating by having friend of the show Aiden Arata back in the booth. Aiden tells us about low key becoming a wife guy and also about how you could just take a bite out of your finger like a dang carrot if only your brain would let you :( Also many questions! Here's what we get into:   Music drop question! | "Re-opening" a crush after not seeing each other for a while | Feeling like your relationship has progressed super quickly through the pandemic and worried it will burn out | Getting back into sexual relationships after a traumatic experience and how to communicate with your partner about it | Right person wrong time stories | Choosing your name as a trans woman   Thanks again to Aiden for joining us, she is seriously the best! You can find her and her work on Twitter and on Instagram @aidenarata  And thank you for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week where we return to our Reddit roots? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb! ...

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#168 Leaf Blowers: You'll Never Have To Sweep Again! feat. Rory Blank

Episode 168

August 26, 2021

#168 Leaf Blowers: You'll Never Have To Sweep Again! feat. Rory Blank

It's RFTB! Where this week cartoonist Rory Blank returns to teach you how to clean your home with record speed using just a common household appliance! Also there's many questions: Clarity on excuuuuse me - it's mf zelda | Into muscular ladies but kinda out of shape |Using forgiveness in processing in processing past hurt | If we were something else besides ourselves | What kinda eyes do we like | Became friends with a TA and caught feelings - how to navigate | Belitting kink question Thanks again to Rory for joining us! You can find him on Twitter @BoneJail and get yourself one of them official signs at sexybigfoot.com And thank you for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb! ...

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After Dark #38 Preview

August 19, 2021

After Dark #38 Preview

Don't go through your partner's phone and don't torture people.For access to this episode and our back catalog of bonus episodes, head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB$5/month = 4 bonus episodes a month! ...

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#167 She's The One With The Greasy Touch!

Episode 167

August 19, 2021

#167 She's The One With The Greasy Touch!

DRY FOLKS DRY FOLKS buckle tf in gang, we're like Jeb Bush on adderall in here! Whatever that means, it's been a long day. But we have many of question and we're amped to get into em.   First a heads up - Trigger Warning on assault at 37:00. Alright here's what we have:   Kid wants Chuck E Cheese bday, wife afraid of the goddamn robots. What do ya do? | A congrats to Audrey! | You and your partners siblings were dating each other but now broke up and y'all are now getting hassled | Pod-rey and handling weird allegations about having a foot fetish! | Partner came out with a fetish you're feeling a little weird about, how to navigate this? | Wife has made friends with someone who assaulted you in high school and is distrustful of your story | Things to say to make your partner feel good during/after sex   Thanks for tuning in folks and thanks for your questions! We're answering more questions each week on a bonus episode, you can join us and support the show at patreon.com/rftb ...

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