Episode 85

December 07, 2019

00:55:28

#85 The Roommate Fuck

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Audrey Donovan
#85 The Roommate Fuck
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#85 The Roommate Fuck

Dec 07 2019 | 00:55:28

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Show Notes

Let's get right to it, Arthur's dry spell is BROKEN! So whatever the opposite of pouring one out is, do that, because we're celebrating. Maybe we throw a musical number in there too for festivities. Anyways, question time, here's what we've got: - You're dating a guy and it seems to be turning into something BUT you hooked up with his younger brother a few years back. Dealbreaker? - Your teen stepdaughter has a new baby with a teen boy who keeps getting headlice, spreading it to the child, and refusing to treat it. How the fuck do you handle this? - Confussed by flirty friend wat do? Then it's question box time! But no questions this week, just a comment from a dear listener who watched the claymation porn we disussed last episode AND a fun fun fun joke! Back to Reddit: - You hooked up with your roommate and it looks like it's gonna turn into a relationship. This is against the rules. Could it work out though? - A vibrator bites back. This is a PSA. We're shook (haha get it?) - A queef drives a hookup to straight up leave. What the hell? What do you do here? We're glad you're here, we hope you like the music, and no use crying over spilt queef.

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