May 02, 2019
Well folks, we accidentally rant about enabling centrist bullshit. But we also talk about relationships. Because this is a show about relationships. Here's what we talk about: - Arthur got the wrong order and we're very hurt. We discuss bland ass food. - You found cigarettes that aren't your partner's brand. In his ashtray. He's also being weirdly specific about laundry. Surpicious? - Your BF is spending all his damn time doing kung fu or some shit and he won't let you come to his class? What's up with that? - QUESTION BOX OH YEA yea and the question is about popping pimples? Dono is stoked. - GF got motorboated on Spring Break by a gay guy, she says. Weird? Kinda. Relationship-ender? Eh, up to you. - How to break off a relationship cause your partner's politics are whack? JUST DO IT DON'T DATE CHUDS JESUS CHRIST - Obnoxious scary neighbor noise and how to deal with it. Folks, we try not to get political here, but this was the exception. Our message: if someone is nice but their politics are that means they're evil too. Don't tolerate that garbage under the guise of politeness. And do what you can to fight evil. And def don't have sex with evil. We love you. ...
August 16, 2018
1/4 carat diamond tennis bracelets. Ryan Adams. A lonely old lady. These add up to the most intensley horrifying 45 seconds of Arthur's life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ6ixMe32qg ^ Link to the saccharine hellscape Put down your dang phone on date night, don't date a fighter jet, understand that your partner might have a thing for pink, satin panties, mute the porn, smash that mf smash-on-the-rebound button and just shoot your dang shot! ...
December 03, 2020
YAWWWWW howdy folks it's RFTB now featuring the comedic stylings and goblin impressions of Alex Ptak from Pod Damn America and Ballin Out Super! We talk to Alex about his podcasts and projects, the Grinch at Chuck E Cheese, and a very uncomfy brush with The Office. Then with Alex's help we take on a very hefty question box to answer listener questions. How to handle going bald in your early 20s | Balls retracting when ya cum, is that normal? | How to keep the passion going | Your partner's partner fucking sucks, retaliate? Yes! | Partner's weightlifting making you feel insecure | Recovering from a dating dry spell | YAWWWWW? | Warren stan friend claims she's a communist | Exploring with a partner hesitant to do more than vanilla sex | Shitty brother fuckin with your misophonia (I understand, dear listener) | Cyberbullying Alex Ptak | How's your drinking been? | Handling having different sleep cycles as partners Follow Alex Ptak on Twitter [@PtakJokes](https://twitter.com/PtakJokes) or listen to him on Pod Damn America and Ballin Out Super wherever ya get your podcasts Thanks for tuning in folks, this was a fun show! If you'd like to access bonus episodes and support the show you can follow us at patreon.com/rftb ...