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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 174

October 07, 2021

#174 All-Girls Catholic Pirate Ship feat. Jeremy Kaplowitz

Yarr mateys, we're stoked this week to have comedian and Hard Drive Magazine editor-in-chief Jeremy Kaplowitz with us! We talk Mario, an extremely 2011 relationship story, and pirate pick-up lines before hitting the question box, here's what we've got: (TW - SA on the second question this episode)   Audrey has that cake | Moving on after an abusive relationship where the absuer faced no consequences | About to hit 30 and feeling shit about not being in a relationship or dating | A terrifying penguin movie | Basketball shorts defender | How to send a good first message on dating apps | One partner into tongue-kissing, the other very much not | Hard Drive questions for Jeremy   Thanks again to Jeremy for joining us! You can find him on Twitter @jeremysmiles and Hard Drive at hard-drive.net And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb ...

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Episode 173

September 30, 2021

#173 Gump Style feat. James J Asher

Welcome back to RFTB where my tongue is still too big for my mouth! Also we have Youtuber/podcaster James J Asher with us! James tells us a good ol embarassing dating story before we answer your questions and also create a Forrest Gump fashion line. Here's what we get into:   Ya have a couple casual hookups going but are looking for a relationship, how do you figure this out | Return of the drunk cake slicer | Rock climbing slang in a v different way | A lil pushback on Dono and the GLU gals Croc defense in light of our take on Basketball Shorts BF | More Dono thirst posting | Kelsey Grammar as Mario? Yes | Chii's ghost kitchen   Thanks again to James for joining us! You can find his show That Thing With James J. Asher on Youtube here!  And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!   ...

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Episode 172

September 23, 2021

#172 Girlie Time feat. Girls Like Us

RFTB x GLU time, we've got Frannie and Sophie back with us! We talk trainblasting and being accosted by president facts before hitting the ol question trail:   Getting burnt out on pursuing love? | Realizing you might be more gay than you thought but currently in a long term straight relationship | A trans listener wants to look more traditionally femme but partner has a distaste for gender norms in general | An incredible q box slide | In defense of Crocs | Getting over past feelings of ugliness after growing into yourself | An update on the drunken bday cake eater | Ex turned out to be on Tinder for the whole three year relationship   Thanks again to Frannie and Sophie for joining us! You can find them and links to the show on Twitter @GirlsLikeUsShow   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb! ...

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Episode 171

September 16, 2021

#171 Fear Is The Boner Killer feat. Garrett Geilenfeldt

This week! Renaissance fair compadre of Audrey and owner of the Black Box Improv Theater in Dayton, it's Garrett Geilenfeldt! And so we're discussing performance, improv, and covid's impact on the field before gettin into some dang questions:   A sexting situationship has been very engaging over text but never initiating hangs | How do you hold on in a relationship if you have the anxious butterflies feeling constantly | Protocol for tagging a new partner on social media | ED troubles affecting partner's confidence | Elevate Your Vulva | Struggling with fears of the future as a polyam person | Fuck yea to the new logo :) | A very happy update to the sword collection question from a few weeks back!   Thanks again to Garrett for joining us, you can follow the Black Box Theater on Twitter @daytonblackbox and check out their upcoming shows if you're in the area! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb! Link to website we mentioned https://turn-me-into-a-girl.com/ ...

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Episode 170

September 09, 2021

#170 Hi Question Asker!!

Welcome aboard Tote Pirates it's another week on the seven seas of relationships and golly gee we sure are swashbucklin! We discuss our v fun weekend together and then we answer all kinds of Qs, here's what we get into:   Hi question asker!! | What to do when you're attracted to someone ya don't like | WTF | Eye evolution correction! | Ideological differences between you and your partner leading to pointless arguments | A specific kind of sexuality | Advice for someone coming out as trans as they enter college | Body insecurity and friends calling you an egg | How to move in with a straight guy   Thanks for your questions and/or thanks for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb! ...

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September 02, 2021

RFTB After Dark 40 Preview

I may have misused the term sex tourism in this one. ...

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