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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 184

December 16, 2021

#184 The Slunk Noise feat. Alex Ptak

Golly gee it's a brand new week of RFTB! That's kind of a rhyme! And we've got Alex Ptak back with us this week to update us on his facial hair growth and help us navigate the ethics of baby whiskey. Then we get into your questions, here's what we get into:   Dating a recovering gambling addict | Grinch question | A fetish for being held and touched but not in the adult baby way | Thirst | Friends telling your your flirting is too cheesy, how to fix this | Ball retraction continues to haunt Alex | Baby name disagreement    Thanks again to Alex for comin back, we love him! You can find him on Twitter @PtakTestKitchen   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!   And hey use our promo code RFTB at Manscaped.com for 20% off and free shipping also wow! ...

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Episode 183

December 09, 2021

#183 This Is The Story Of A... Car! feat. Nate @vrunt

Folks! We've got Nate aka @vrunt with us this week to answer your queries and goddamn it's a wide range this week! Nate tells us about his Twitter times, a good ol embarassing dating story, and also we're talkin that Story Of A Girl song cause it's stuck in my dang head. And then Qs! Here's what we've got:   Best way to break up with someone | When do you have the Cussy Talk with your partner? | Wanting a relationship with an FWB but they don't seem receptive | Dono is Seth Green?? | A follow-up on a recent question | Have ya ever cheated? | Good ways to show your partner you appreciate em | Machiavellian cat shenanigans   Thanks again to Nate for joining us! Find him on Twitter @vrunt he's a great follow if ya don't already   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb holy smokes double the episodes! Special segments! It's a hoot as well as a holler ...

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Episode 182

December 02, 2021

#182 Enemy Of The Show: Milk feat. Fredo Fabrucci

Folks, a story arc almost a year in the making has come to its end! Cause we're joined this week by the gentleman kong himself, Fredo Fabrucci! We talk about how we got her and the listener question that started it all, hear an embarassing date story from Fredo, and get to all kinds of questions. Here's what we've got:   Feeling weird about your family relationship when one sibling is the clear favorite | Girlfriend wants a prom-posal even though y'all are well past prom age | Terrified of making a first move | Fazolis first date top picks | Detective Fredo vs the ghost   Thanks again to Fredo for joining us! You can find him on Twitter @Utwitily for all your good posting needs   And thank you for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb! ...

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Episode 181

November 25, 2021

#181 Walk A Mile In That Titty's Shoes feat. Mark Adkins

 My good baggers, I present to you a turkey day treat. It's the return of our beloved friend Mark Adkins! We discuss medical kink, what happens when an animal is hogtied, tiddies, depression, ass, and what being called a 4 by your friends does to an MF. Happy Thanksgiving! Big thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring our program this week. Head on over to Manscaped.com and enter promo code RFTB at checkout for 20% off and free worldwide shipping! ...

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Episode 180

November 18, 2021

#180 Angry Swinger Club Reviews feat. Bryan Quinby

Howdy gang we're very excited this week on account of we've got Bryan Quinby from Street Fight back with us! We discuss Bryan's series Hedo Bryan unleashed before gettin into your questions, including:   Anxiety and uncertainty over having kids | Need help with talking to people on dating apps | Surrounded by people in relationships while single and having no luck meeting someone | Getting over big insecurity | What's Ohio's "Club Hedo"   Thanks again to Bryan for comin back! You can find him on Twitter @murderxbryan and hear him on Street Fight Radio and the P.O.D. Kast! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb! ...

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Episode 179

November 12, 2021

#179 Pilot-Passing feat. Left At London

Foooooolks it's an extended episode and so I have extended the word folks. And we're extra excited because we've got Nat Puff aka Left at London with us! We talk to Nat about her music, her time on Vine, and a good ol embarassing relationship story before getting into as many questions as we can possibly answer:   Realizing you’re pan but primarily attracted to gender fluid and NB folks but don’t want to fetishize | Grippy Tippy shirt request | Male lingerie recommendations | The return of Quizlip and a bed dilemma | First date with a big account Twitter crush | The return of Thicc Tongue | How/if to let a prospective partner know you deal with mental illness | Dating folks with DID | Which cartoon characters triggered our sexual awakenings?   Thanks so much again to Nat for joining us, she is extremely cool and thoughtful! If you'd like to check out her work you can find her on Twitter @LeftAtLondon and her website leftatlondon.com   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb ...

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