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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 201

April 28, 2022

#201 A Hoot And/Or Holler feat. Luisa Díez

A hootenanny, even. What's up Tote Friends we've got Luisa Díez from Why You Mad back with us both this week! We catch up with Luisa, talk about our dating lives since she was last on, and then get into questions! Here's what we've got this week:   Text response etiquette with your partner | How to find a community for "Nerd Shit" that is not chock full of assholes and chuds | Thinking you're nonbinary but a friend shut you down when you brought it up | How come it's cool to be into legs but below the ankle is VERBOTEN? | Showering regularly but still feelin like ya smell and self-conscious about it   Thanks again to Luisa for coming back on! Check out her show Why You Mad wherever podcasts are found!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 200

April 21, 2022

#200 Take A Blunder Leave A Blunder feat. Andrew Hillary

FOLKS! 200! 200 glimmering, wonderful episodes in the bank and we've loved every second! Even the continuous blunders! And they certainly don't stop this week cause it's a dang party in her and we're extra excited cause we've got Andrew Hillary back with us! We talk show history, penis surgery, and some good news! And then questions:   Made some Discord friends but worried people in the server hate you | How we doin? Mental health chat | Partner found out you were into hentai and seem excessively put off | LDR partner taking a break from social media but that's also how you stay in touch   Thanks again to Andrew for joining us! Check out his podcast Worst Week Yet and you can follow him on Twitter @AndrewHillaryUS   And thank you for listening! Everyone's support has meant a lot to us over the past four years because we love makin this thing ❤️ And hey you can get 72 more bonus episodes and a new one each week at Patreon.com/RFTB ...

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Episode 199

April 14, 2022

#199 EMBRACE DEBATE

This week! We're recordin early and Dono is very tired. And yet... What's this? The debut of a brand new, mind-expanding segment? That's right it's EMBRACE DEBATE! Where we tackle the hard hitting issues. Or something incredibly dumb, who knows? Only one way to find out! And then it's question time:     How to take oiled-up nudes without gettin oil all over the damn place | How to find a dom partner when you're a straight male sub | Not getting second dates and worried you're doing something wrong | A trickster listener dealin with a messy partner | Miata time     Thanks for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb plus like 70 bonus episodes in the backlog now ain't that great? Hell we'll even send ya a sticker! It's the deal of the century! ...

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Episode 198

April 07, 2022

#198 Vampire Braces feat. Rax King

Goddamn it's good to be back gang, Dono made it thru the covid bad times and is rip roarin to go this week. And we're extra stoked cause we've got author and host of Low Culture Boil podcast Rax King with us! Rax tells us about her work and a good ol embarassing dating story about a braces-involved hickey before we get to your questions! And here's what we got:     LDR partner unwilling to have a first visit with no clear point that they'll be able to | Blanket statement made by a friend invalidates your trauma in a real shitty way | Gf seems to be into giantesses but gets embarassed and won't open up about it | Have a crush on somebody but they set ya up with their friend! What do | Body-image issues getting you down | A sweet message for Rax!     Thanks again to Rax for joining us she was absolutely wonderful! You can find her on Twitter @RaxKingIsDead and her podcast Low Culture Boil wherever podcasts are sold!     And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!   ...

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Episode 197

March 31, 2022

#197 The Tinder Swindler feat. Aiden Arata

What's happenin' Tote Land?Donobless has the roni and is mad fatigued. Other than being tired and congested they're in good spirits and we wish them a speedy recovery.BUTTTTTTTTTTT THE SHOW MUST GO ON and so for that reason we perservere, and what a show to miss. Aiden Arata and Audrey go deep on some powerful questions and absolutely nail it.   How to satisfy sexual desires in a long-distance relationship? |  Should virgin question asker utilize the services of a sex-worker to get better at sex before their first sexual relationship? | How to handle infidelity and divorce? | What if you want to "fuck someone out of your system? | How do I navigate this SITUATIONSHIP??We thank Aiden for joining us once again! You can find her work in the following places.https://www.instagram.com/aidenarata/https://twitter.com/aidenarataAs always if that wasn't enough Tote Bag you can head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB and sign up at the $5/month level and get a bonus episode EVERY WEEK!Wow! ...

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Episode 196

March 24, 2022

#196 Irish Uncle feat. Xavier from The Bellowing Pines

Top o' the morning listeners, I have the dumbest thing stuck in my head this week and I'm gonna tell you about it incessently. Also Audrey's back with a couple anecdotes and we're joined by Xavier from The Bellowing Pines! And then we answer questions:   Audrey gets dragged over Mad Men knowledge | Some positive feedback for Audrey's magic want recommendation! | Realizing you are mommy in a new relationship | Partner had trouble getting aroused while shithoused | Partner acting full of themself but maybe there are other red flags   Thanks again to Xavier for joining us, we love him! You should check out his band The Bellowing Pines and their new album Citrus! And also Xavier's solo project FaybeBase, great shit on both counts.   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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