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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 17

July 05, 2018

#17 Question Box For AMERICA

This one? Right here? This one is for AMERICA. We get itchy, just in time for a hot date. We set some boundaries re: boning outside the relationship and also re: Bolivian marching powder. We meet some new friends in public restrooms and ponder whether lonely boys should stay lonely. Being calm is nice, but if you're too cool we're never gonna know you're into us. OH and we hit that question box. We hit it so goddamn hard. ...

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Episode 16

June 28, 2018

#16 Geriatric Arthur And Big Ol' Analogies

Golly gee we sure hate hiatuses. Donovan went to Europe and Arthur messed up his old man back but we're back and we're never leaving ever again. We talk about Irish people, expired relationships, creepily worded pre-relationship questions, boat dog duty, unwanted grandma hugs, the ceaseless march of death and decrepitude, some ridiculous-ass analogies from /r/sex, sex fart anxiety, uncouth houseguests, and a Dick! On! Strike! DickOnStrike. Support us on Patreon and help us keep the lights on! https://www.patreon.com/radiofreetotebag ...

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Episode 15

June 14, 2018

#15 Clinical Teens

Dang these teens are out here with the clinical language! Where's the poetry of youth with these young folks? Dono went to 'Roo. Arthur went to a young person's birthday party. They both lost their nicotine machines. Congestion smudges the recording but we soldier on. Smile! Don't make a face! You look like a California Idiot! Step up the plate and swing the relationship bat! ...

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Episode 14

June 07, 2018

#14 GAY DAD SEX CULT

Whether you're down at the fishin' hole, the bowling alley, or you're out on the lynx, watch out for bad dads. Give 'em your hashtag Snapchat if you want to keep in touch. Just make sure you don't spill the beans on your friends with benefit if your bro is now dating her. Dono buys booze for 'Roo. Arthur struggles with density. Death Grips has a skeeting disorder. ...

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Episode 13

May 31, 2018

#13 Big Congested Scotch Boy And A Host Question

Dono is so congested but he cares about you beautiful people so much so he tries to beat it. We talk Arthur's questionable Tinder hookup, fancy ass scotch and other liquor, a bad situation with a friend from Donovan's past, boiled frogs, SOs with too many questions, guilting someone into staying in a relationship, crappy objectifying dudes, depression outreach on campus and surrogate parenthood with a friend. Arthur ninja-catches a beer before it can spill. P.S. I'm at the airport super early rn to fly to DC for an interview and I want to sleep, I hope your day is going better. ...

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Episode 12

May 24, 2018

#12 SPECIAL GUEST IRA GLASS

Ira Glass stops by to share a glampse into a dark future, we cross the pond, preserve the idea of Harvey Dent and hit the horns on 'em. Donovan is very polite to the text. Arthur asks the hard questions. ...

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