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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 23

August 16, 2018

#23 AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

1/4 carat diamond tennis bracelets. Ryan Adams. A lonely old lady. These add up to the most intensley horrifying 45 seconds of Arthur's life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ6ixMe32qg ^ Link to the saccharine hellscape Put down your dang phone on date night, don't date a fighter jet, understand that your partner might have a thing for pink, satin panties, mute the porn, smash that mf smash-on-the-rebound button and just shoot your dang shot! ...

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Episode 22

August 09, 2018

#22 This Is Now A Fighting Game And Cat Husbandry Podcast

Arthur's pumped on Problem X winning Street Fighter at EVO 2018 and Dono is pumped that he found a way to make Picky stop cramming her foot in his mouth. Make a fist and grind it, get professional mental health care and get you a pretty girl on your arm. It'll make you feel 10 feet tall. As the philosopher Schopenhauer said... I have no idea what he said but I feel like it might have been rad? Grab your bamboo earwax pick and do your lover a solid. We discuss gross body stuff from like minute 35-42. Content warning; boogers. TAKE YOUR MEDS. Love you! ...

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Episode 21

August 02, 2018

#21 Arthur Hates Rock Climbing

Welcome to Cat Talk! The latest and greatest podcast about cats literally burrowing into your goddamn furniture and also about rock climbing for some reason. Specifically, when your spouse is yelling aggressive beta at you while you're just trying to pass that crux brotherrr! Meow. Jk it's us and this is Radio Free Tote Bag. Over here on this one, we discuss rock climbing romance and psychiatric support. We get Reservoir Dogged and hit more horns than of late. We're more punctual this week, and you should be too! Don't be an hour late to dinner! Slather on some essential oils and take a little time for yourself, y'know? Even though I'ma get lonely waiting. TL;DR keep some shit to yourself. Don't say the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud! ...

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Episode 20

July 26, 2018

#20 FIRST GUEST

Radio Free Bofa deez people on one mic! Betsy joins us in studio to dish out the advice and the looks and the shade! Don't break your teeth on the ice, or think about that fucking onsie while you're boning ME. If you meet your doppelganger, tell him/her to stay away from your ex because it might break your sense of self. THIS JUST IN, controlling jerks are still jerks and you shouldn't marry them. Anyway, here's Wonderwall. ...

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Episode 19

July 19, 2018

#19 Radio Free Tote Bad Connection

Donovan's out of town again and goddamn his internet is bad. Arthur decided to leave in the behind the scenes stuff on this one so prepare for some DIY love. We talk beach, jealously and flirting in relationships, hysterectomies for birth control? You get to hear Arthur sing and Donovan read a new fake ad (on the FLY). We rank the holidays courtesy of a question box question from our main dude Finch, then we talk about ex talk and travel back to the FRIEND ZONE. Get after it, ladies and gentlemen. ...

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Episode 18

July 12, 2018

#18 Barely Legal

In this edition of Radio Free Tote Bag we drop a clip from Mr. Oizo's Let The Children Techno, because Arthur can't resist. We ponder the inevitability of weight gain, engage with the teens, bang out as many as we can, tease apart some hidden feelings, get two bobs in, and almost say slurs TWICE. God damn it, we're bastards! Change your shitty, misogynist t-shirt! ...

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