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Episode 21
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August 02, 2018
#21 Arthur Hates Rock Climbing
Welcome to Cat Talk! The latest and greatest podcast about cats literally burrowing into your goddamn furniture and also about rock climbing for some reason. Specifically, when your spouse is yelling aggressive beta at you while you're just trying to pass that crux brotherrr! Meow. Jk it's us and this is Radio Free Tote Bag. Over here on this one, we discuss rock climbing romance and psychiatric support. We get Reservoir Dogged and hit more horns than of late. We're more punctual this week, and you should be too! Don't be an hour late to dinner! Slather on some essential oils and take a little time for yourself, y'know? Even though I'ma get lonely waiting. TL;DR keep some shit to yourself. Don't say the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud! ...
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Episode 20
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July 26, 2018
#20 FIRST GUEST
Radio Free Bofa deez people on one mic! Betsy joins us in studio to dish out the advice and the looks and the shade! Don't break your teeth on the ice, or think about that fucking onsie while you're boning ME. If you meet your doppelganger, tell him/her to stay away from your ex because it might break your sense of self. THIS JUST IN, controlling jerks are still jerks and you shouldn't marry them. Anyway, here's Wonderwall. ...
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Episode 19
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July 19, 2018
#19 Radio Free Tote Bad Connection
Donovan's out of town again and goddamn his internet is bad. Arthur decided to leave in the behind the scenes stuff on this one so prepare for some DIY love. We talk beach, jealously and flirting in relationships, hysterectomies for birth control? You get to hear Arthur sing and Donovan read a new fake ad (on the FLY). We rank the holidays courtesy of a question box question from our main dude Finch, then we talk about ex talk and travel back to the FRIEND ZONE. Get after it, ladies and gentlemen. ...
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Episode 18
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July 12, 2018
#18 Barely Legal
In this edition of Radio Free Tote Bag we drop a clip from Mr. Oizo's Let The Children Techno, because Arthur can't resist. We ponder the inevitability of weight gain, engage with the teens, bang out as many as we can, tease apart some hidden feelings, get two bobs in, and almost say slurs TWICE. God damn it, we're bastards! Change your shitty, misogynist t-shirt! ...
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Episode 17
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July 05, 2018
#17 Question Box For AMERICA
This one? Right here? This one is for AMERICA. We get itchy, just in time for a hot date. We set some boundaries re: boning outside the relationship and also re: Bolivian marching powder. We meet some new friends in public restrooms and ponder whether lonely boys should stay lonely. Being calm is nice, but if you're too cool we're never gonna know you're into us. OH and we hit that question box. We hit it so goddamn hard. ...
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Episode 16
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June 28, 2018
#16 Geriatric Arthur And Big Ol' Analogies
Golly gee we sure hate hiatuses. Donovan went to Europe and Arthur messed up his old man back but we're back and we're never leaving ever again. We talk about Irish people, expired relationships, creepily worded pre-relationship questions, boat dog duty, unwanted grandma hugs, the ceaseless march of death and decrepitude, some ridiculous-ass analogies from /r/sex, sex fart anxiety, uncouth houseguests, and a Dick! On! Strike! DickOnStrike. Support us on Patreon and help us keep the lights on! https://www.patreon.com/radiofreetotebag ...
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