December 06, 2018
#38 Tangent Boys
Alright gang welcome to RFTB, a show about relationships and also Donovan's weird Wikipedia habit. We hear some poetry from Arthur and hit some questions like a comet. We talk shitty gifts. Then we get to our THREE questions from the anonymous question box! One is about a cat penis. We're sorry. But the other two are a little bit more on topic! We talk about the ethics of a potential hookup and also how to deescalate a fight with a friend. Back to Reddit, we discuss introducing your SO to your family when you've been talking shit about them and finally an inconsiderate musician boyfriend who's just makin too much dang noise. All this and more here on Radio Free Tote Bag! ...
November 29, 2018
#37 Daddy feat. Daddy (Dylan)
It's a very special week this week on account of our dear friend Dylan is in the house. And he's here to help us save some friggin relationships. We start with four questions from the box except three of them are dirty fake questions. But the one involves a compliment to us and what could be better than that? So we talk keeping in touch with long distance friends. Troubles in the bedroom with too much stamina. Minecraft crushes and how to find them. Dealing with the ending of chaotic relationships and how to handle your high school bully being hired at your company. Pre-emptively ending a relationship based on a fundamental difference even if it's not affecting things right now. And finally if having sex too often in your relationship is a thing. All this and more on this week's episode of Radio Free Tote Bag! ...
November 22, 2018
#36 We're Thankful For All Your Questions (And We Love You)
This is a very happy Thanksgiving because you're here with us and you sent us enough questions to fill almost a whole episode! And RFTB is here to bring you our answers! We talk vocal doppelgangers, Myers Briggs, love languages and if they're bullshit or legit. Borderline uncomfortable Tinder messages and being stuck in off-again on-again hell. Sexual performance anxiety and lack of sexual interest. How to keep in touch with siblings. And, yet again, we learn about a very strange kink. Buckle in, don't fall victim to that food coma, ignore your drunken uncle's political ranting and instead come along on this episode of Radio Free Tote Bag! ...
November 15, 2018
#35 The One Where Donovan Dies feat. Mucinex
Oh man it's cold out, the days are shorter, and illness is running rampant among the RFTB team. Arthur may be out of hell but Donovan is in the seventh circle of congestion. Blech. We're out here saving relationships though, despite our troubles. We talk fetishes and where they may become a problem. Kpop obsessions and celebrity crushes and if that's gonna be a problem in your love life. Gay porn on your wife's phone even though she claims she doesn't approve of porn. Not liking your friend's SO. And guess what, more Sonic the Hedgehog vore. And then we literally read gay porn titles until the episode ends. Lucky you, listener, lucky you. It's all here on Radio Free Tote Bag. ...
November 08, 2018
#34 RFTB Rodeo feat. Caroline and Greg of Stasney Mav/Sleeptalkre/The Queen and King
This week we're lucky to have some special guests, Nashville musicians Greg and Caroline, the minds behind musical goodness also known as Stasney Mav, Sleeptalkre, and The Queen and King. We talk horrible relationship stories, SOs trapped in the bathroom for THREE HOURS, labelling your sexual orientation (or if you even should). We have a DOUBLE FRIENDZONE ROCK BLOCK featuring weird roommates who sniff you or stomp all over the goddamn place. Finally, we get into stories of that friend everyone has who just pee wherever they want when they're inebriated. You can find Caroline and Greg's music on Spotify or follow them on Insta @stasneymav and @_grawg ...
October 31, 2018
#33 The RFTB Halloween Spooktacular!
The moon is full and the werewolves are on the prowl. Bats zoom through the sky and accidentally turn into their human form in mid air and fall several hundred feet onto unsuspecting trick or treaters, terrifying them! And Arthur is haunted by the specter of heartbreak and is handling it questionably. But we're here for him, because it's the RFTB HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! We tackle hypothetical infidelity, the splitting of costs, penis envy, the realities of careers and relationships, being single as your age advances, those three little words, and worries over a son's isolation - all while deftly weaving in Halloween references that range from related to EXTREMELY TANGENTIAL. Spoopy! Don your spookiest garb and come trick or treating with us - only this time the trick is HEARTBREAK and the treat is OUR SOOTHING VOICES. ...