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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 19

July 19, 2018

#19 Radio Free Tote Bad Connection

Donovan's out of town again and goddamn his internet is bad. Arthur decided to leave in the behind the scenes stuff on this one so prepare for some DIY love. We talk beach, jealously and flirting in relationships, hysterectomies for birth control? You get to hear Arthur sing and Donovan read a new fake ad (on the FLY). We rank the holidays courtesy of a question box question from our main dude Finch, then we talk about ex talk and travel back to the FRIEND ZONE. Get after it, ladies and gentlemen. ...

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Episode 18

July 12, 2018

#18 Barely Legal

In this edition of Radio Free Tote Bag we drop a clip from Mr. Oizo's Let The Children Techno, because Arthur can't resist. We ponder the inevitability of weight gain, engage with the teens, bang out as many as we can, tease apart some hidden feelings, get two bobs in, and almost say slurs TWICE. God damn it, we're bastards! Change your shitty, misogynist t-shirt! ...

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Episode 17

July 05, 2018

#17 Question Box For AMERICA

This one? Right here? This one is for AMERICA. We get itchy, just in time for a hot date. We set some boundaries re: boning outside the relationship and also re: Bolivian marching powder. We meet some new friends in public restrooms and ponder whether lonely boys should stay lonely. Being calm is nice, but if you're too cool we're never gonna know you're into us. OH and we hit that question box. We hit it so goddamn hard. ...

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Episode 16

June 28, 2018

#16 Geriatric Arthur And Big Ol' Analogies

Golly gee we sure hate hiatuses. Donovan went to Europe and Arthur messed up his old man back but we're back and we're never leaving ever again. We talk about Irish people, expired relationships, creepily worded pre-relationship questions, boat dog duty, unwanted grandma hugs, the ceaseless march of death and decrepitude, some ridiculous-ass analogies from /r/sex, sex fart anxiety, uncouth houseguests, and a Dick! On! Strike! DickOnStrike. Support us on Patreon and help us keep the lights on! https://www.patreon.com/radiofreetotebag ...

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Episode 15

June 14, 2018

#15 Clinical Teens

Dang these teens are out here with the clinical language! Where's the poetry of youth with these young folks? Dono went to 'Roo. Arthur went to a young person's birthday party. They both lost their nicotine machines. Congestion smudges the recording but we soldier on. Smile! Don't make a face! You look like a California Idiot! Step up the plate and swing the relationship bat! ...

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Episode 14

June 07, 2018

#14 GAY DAD SEX CULT

Whether you're down at the fishin' hole, the bowling alley, or you're out on the lynx, watch out for bad dads. Give 'em your hashtag Snapchat if you want to keep in touch. Just make sure you don't spill the beans on your friends with benefit if your bro is now dating her. Dono buys booze for 'Roo. Arthur struggles with density. Death Grips has a skeeting disorder. ...

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