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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 50

March 07, 2019

#50 Toterbaggy

Heyo gang it's episode 50 get down get down! We're about to start new jobs so that's good shit. We're also continuing our main gig which is SAVING RELATIONSHIPS! And this week is no different so here we go. - Conjoined twins? - How do you get your partner into your new hobby? How do you stop them from being weird about you doing it? - Naked ass abruptly pantie-wearing boyfriends, how do ya deal with em? - Boyfriend is obsessed with pimple popping to a weird degree (and that's coming from me and I'm real into that shit) and now he's staring at pimple addled strangers. Help? - How to deal with a partner who just up and joined the Navy without discussing it with you. Can you even fix it? - How do you go and find a healthy relationship? All this and even fuckin' more on this week's Radio Free Tote Bagggggggggggggggg ...

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Episode 49

February 28, 2019

#49 Weird Riddle Question Box And The Wife Nude Holster

Well hell yea it's Tote Bag and we've got relationship questions and also some weird shit in the question box that's unrelated but fun. Here we go, ganggggg, uhhh problems cumming with a partner, stinky peens, getting an unsolicited nude in front of your ex, only being able to masturbate to your partner, a cool remix of country roads, sixty-nine, and like a whole bunch of other good stuff. It's like 3am and I'm going to bed. But RFTB never sleeps and we're glad you're here with us! ...

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Episode 48

February 21, 2019

#48 MILWAUKEEFEST 2K19 KILL ALL TONSILS YEET

Holy shit folks what a hell weekend that was! Donovan's tonsils tried to kill him but fear not! He lives on. And he and Arthur are here to bring some serious energy to this week's episode. Here's what we've got for ya: - Anti-tonsil rants - Yeeting gifts into the OCEAN - Milwaukee - Your partner wants you to masturbate in front of them but you do so in an unconventional way. Should you do it? - Communication in FWB situations - How does threesomes ends? - How to stop being the weird kid in high school now that you've gained self-awareness - Milwaukee - Your bf and the girl you just had a threesome with had sex after you fell asleep and you're PISSED - Your dingus bf snapped a nude you sent him to his random ass friends you haven't even met - And now your bf got a matching tattoo with his ex on fucking Valentine's Day without telling you that's what it was going to be - Milwaukee WEW! This is a great one folks and we're glad you're here with us on Radio Free Tote Bag ...

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Episode 47

February 14, 2019

#47 Valentines, Anesthesia, Grinding, and Defiled Cartridges

Folks we had some issues recording and we were gonna cut some shit but then we didn't so here's an extended episode. For Valentine's Day or something. Anyways, here's what you're gonna get: - An update on /r/jizzycarts (you're welcome) - Our worst Valentine's Day experiences - How to find a good first sex toy to introduce into your relationship - A girlfriend who wants her boyfriend to be rough with her but he'll only do it when he's drunk - A Tinder hookup who comes home and sticks around for FORTY-EIGHT HOURS - If it's controlling to ask your SO not to grind with others because it bothers you - If grinding is even still a thing - Our super rad grinding experiences - A self-admitted ugly guy's gf calling him ugly as she comes off of anesthesia So there ya go. The greatest gift of all. Radio Free Tote Bag. ...

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Episode 46

February 07, 2019

#46 A Streak of Bodily Fluids feat. Alex Finch of the Middle Tennessee DSA

It's R effin F T B, folks, and we're here with Alex Finch, a friend of the show and member of the organizing committee for the Middle Tennessee DSA. We get into what the DSA is about, Finch's worst dating story, and a smattering of Reddit questions and three questions from our anonymous question box! How to get past a block interfering with your kinky sex? Should your partner attend your graduation dinner instead of his cousin's when there's a potential time conflict? What's up with guys in the dating scene not wanting labels and how do you ask what they're looking for? Should you bring up your hair loss when your partner is into hair? Is it weird to never have received flowers? And how do you deal with a thoughtless roommate who listens poorly but loves to unload her emotional turmoil on you? We cover it all on this week's Radio Free Tote Bag! DSA Website: www.dsausa.org Middle TN DSA Twitter: @MidTNDSA ...

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Episode 45

January 31, 2019

#45 RFTB Lounge feat. Chris Harrah

We're stoked this week to have Nashville musician Chris Harrah on the show with us! Chris answers questions with us while tickling the dang ivories and peppering our advice with some beautiful music. We talk issues around one partner's drastic weight loss well into a long relationship. Why you shouldn't jump straight into marriage when you've got a bucket of problems in your relationships. And how to deal with anxiety from your high schools years when you're considering moving back to your hometown. A stub from the question box brings us to pondering having two penises. Then we're back to reddit to discuss a shitty husband who's being unfaithful while his wife is dealing with a back injury and how to transition a mainly text-based mutual interest into in person flirting and dating. It's here, it's good shit, it's Radio Free Tote Bag. NOTE: We had some connection issues this round so we have some trouble talking over each other a few times. We're gonna get AT&T to get their shit together. ...

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