Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

Latest Episodes

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Episode 15

June 14, 2018

#15 Clinical Teens

Dang these teens are out here with the clinical language! Where's the poetry of youth with these young folks? Dono went to 'Roo. Arthur went to a young person's birthday party. They both lost their nicotine machines. Congestion smudges the recording but we soldier on. Smile! Don't make a face! You look like a California Idiot! Step up the plate and swing the relationship bat! ...

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Episode 14

June 07, 2018

#14 GAY DAD SEX CULT

Whether you're down at the fishin' hole, the bowling alley, or you're out on the lynx, watch out for bad dads. Give 'em your hashtag Snapchat if you want to keep in touch. Just make sure you don't spill the beans on your friends with benefit if your bro is now dating her. Dono buys booze for 'Roo. Arthur struggles with density. Death Grips has a skeeting disorder. ...

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Episode 13

May 31, 2018

#13 Big Congested Scotch Boy And A Host Question

Dono is so congested but he cares about you beautiful people so much so he tries to beat it. We talk Arthur's questionable Tinder hookup, fancy ass scotch and other liquor, a bad situation with a friend from Donovan's past, boiled frogs, SOs with too many questions, guilting someone into staying in a relationship, crappy objectifying dudes, depression outreach on campus and surrogate parenthood with a friend. Arthur ninja-catches a beer before it can spill. P.S. I'm at the airport super early rn to fly to DC for an interview and I want to sleep, I hope your day is going better. ...

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Episode 12

May 24, 2018

#12 SPECIAL GUEST IRA GLASS

Ira Glass stops by to share a glampse into a dark future, we cross the pond, preserve the idea of Harvey Dent and hit the horns on 'em. Donovan is very polite to the text. Arthur asks the hard questions. ...

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Episode 11

May 17, 2018

#11 Sex Toy Review and Sweet Keets

This week we have our first product review and we try to remove some of the stigma from male sex toys. Also there is mention of cats and psychiatric medication and, once again, the need for communication! ...

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Episode 10

May 10, 2018

#10 Air Horn Overdose 2018

Oh GOD what a downer. Arthur sorted questions by controversial this time which just results in nothing but break up downer questions. His air horn hand is now broken and we may never be able to air horn again. Air horn. Anyways we smash the hell out of these questions, hear some hell stories from retail, talk 30-nostril mutants, discuss men's weird hatred of condom, shrimping, how Tinder for "meeting friends" while in a relationship is bullshit, long distance relationships, young shitty love, and a super abusive dickhead boyfriend. ...

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