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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 56

April 25, 2019

#56 Packamintjuulpods

Good news folks, this week Picky aka Bicky aka Becky aka Rebecca and now aka Pinchy is BACK with Dono and he's stoked about it. You might even get to hear her make a run away noise! Arthur's got some tales from retail for us too and I feel personally attacked by it. So what have we got? - What do when your husband is doing weird sneaky penis enlargement? - Hobbies with SO? Rock climbing, next. - How to sync up your libido with your pardner and make sure everyone is satisfied? Can you even do this? - Should you ever try to get back together with an ex? - What's up with this jackass saying he's got a 25+ women cum streak? (Spoiler, he's full of shit) - What do when your friend turns super racist and shitty? - Your bf has a trap phone just for you? What is happening? Anyways yea here we are, here you are, let's party. It's Radio Free Tote Bag ...

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Episode 55

April 18, 2019

#55 A Heartwarming Coming Out Story But Also Heartbreak And Dead Feelings

Welcome folks, here's what we've got for ya! From Reddit: - What's up with romantic feelings dying? It seems sudden sometimes what's the deal with that weird shit? - Butt joints. - Whoops you accidentally told your work friends about your kink and now they're memeing you to death what do? Then we've got two questions in the Q Box! - A sweet friend of the show telling us nice things. - How was Arthur's experience coming out as bi? (And I gotta note I think Arthur tells this story very well) And then one more from Reddit and I'm sick of bullet points so it's this: what do you do when you're in a hetero relationship and you love the person but you're pretty sure you're gay? Oh yea then I bitch about ASMR cause I found the ASMR section on Spotify cause that exists what the fuck. If you're still reading thanks for sticking with me it's late here in Portland and it's bedtime for yours truly. Love you. It's Radio Free Tote Baggggggg ...

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Episode 54

April 11, 2019

#54 Natural Father

Bad news folks, Arthur bought THREE goddamn Natty Daddies. They are strong and bad. Just like Donovan B) Anyways Arthur's fighting these daddies WHILE we take on your questions. And the question box is very full this week so strap in. What do we have first? A woman who did some camming in the past. Should she tell her SO about it? And then how do you go about having personal time when you and your SO's schedules are very busy and your time together is limited? We're on it. Then it's QUESTION BOX O'CLOCK and boy howdy we've got four of em this week! Great job, team! So, how do you maintain a friendship when that friend has gone low key crazy since they had a kid? Should you move to a new city with your SO if you're not 100% certain it's a good idea? Then, a DDLG comment as a follow-up to our last episode. We still hate it. Next, how do you go about making friends in a new city without the buffer of school or work? Finally, we're back to reddit for one more Q, where an SO is getting really weird and wants to invest all their money in silver? We're not on board. For the full hour (and 12 minutes) it's Radio Free Tote Bag! ...

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Episode 53

April 04, 2019

#53 We Finally Talk About DDLG (And We Hate It)

Yeehaw buckaroos it's another Radio Free Tote Bag! Arthur started a new job at the sadness factory and they play shitty radio and he hates it. Donovan regales us with tales from his research assistant gig back in the days. Question time? Question time. IBS making your booty leak? Toss a tampon in there. But be sure to tell your gf or improve your disposal technique before she discovers your secret on her own and gets the wrong idea. A big question box this week! What about an ex you're trying to be friends with but he won't let it go? Or an attraction to the confident but shitty characters in TV shows? Or when the clap of your asscheeks keeps alerting the GUARDS?? And then oh god here it is. Idk how we haven't talked about DDLG but it's happening. And we really do hate it. Finally, don't date your dad's best friend, don't worry about numb cum, and don't worry too much about your gf's tattoo. It's all here this week and we're glad you're with us! ...

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Episode 52

March 28, 2019

#52 A Whole Ass Year

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Episode 51

March 21, 2019

#51 Coast to Coast Tote Bag

Howdy gang, it's an eventful week for your boys. Dono finally moved and is stoked about it. Arthur had a break up and obviously feels the opposite. But by our powers combined we're gonna make it through and you will too! So what do we got? A social media-obsessed boyfriend. How to better do "CBT". And not the therapy kind. Handling fallout after letting your friend know you have feelings for them. What to do when your otherwise wonderful long term partner gets shithoused and makes out with a stranger (but tells you right away). And finally a friend who's suddenly become hypercritical and irritable towards you. How do you handle these situations? Stay with us, and we'll try our best to tell ya. It's Radio Free Tote Bag. ...

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