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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 62

June 06, 2019

#62 Meme Rock feat. Lake Markham of Pineapple Tours/Bald Internet Man/The Filthy Frank Show

A man of many talents with here today, it's Lake Markham! Former Bald Chocolate Man and Current Bald Internet Man (and musician), Lake's here to talk about his work AND answer your questions! Relationship-related or otherwise. Buckle in, let's do this. We talk about Lake's background, Japan, how he got into music, how he ended up on the fuckin Filthy Frank Show, and of course, his worst relationship story. Then it's question time and here's what we've got: - When's the right time to ask your partner if they want to have kids? - How do you tell your family you're into buttpee? - Is calling your BF "Daddy" in bed weird? - And then the tables are turned - what are Dono and Arthur's worst relationship stories? We take a couple Reddit questions, and... - Can your partner get a UTI if you go down on em after going down on the backdoor? - Is a hotwife kink risky for the relationship? We end with special outro music, Pineapple Tours' "Did You Laugh?" Thanks to Lake for comin' on the show, he was great! If you want to check out Lake's work, take a look at these here links: [Bald Internet Man:](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcBjMJODyNLgQWPRSdIrv7A) [Pineapple Tours](https://soundcloud.com/patourstheband) ...

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Episode 61

May 30, 2019

#61 Sixteen White Claws In The Twilight Zone

It's RFTB BB what's poppin? Well a pretty weird one off the bat and then some other weird ones. Let's get to it. - Internet friend turns out to be stalking you because you were kidnapped as a kid? This is a spooker. - You took your bf's virginity. Now what? Anxiety, apparently. - How do you date older women as a 21 year old guy? Big lol. Then the question box brings us a compliment. Oh yea. Also a question about butt pee. Oh no. Back to Reddit where... - GF is deleting pictures of you and her from Insta after every fight? Big ol yikes. - You've got a rough, chronic illness and your partner is being overly cautious and controlling. Does it come from a good place? Does it matter? - Finally you and you gf run into her ex and his gf in the grocery store. She grabs you and runs away. But then she's on the phone with him? S k e t c h y. We're here and we're glad you are too. Stay with us! Listen to Arthur spin some music on his other show, Rocketbase Radio, here: https://www.mixcloud.com/Rocketnerd/rocketbase-radio-episode-3/ ...

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Episode 60

May 23, 2019

#60 Reproductive Rights and Scranathon feat. Charlotte Ulrich

Heyo folks we've got superfan and friend of the show Charlotte with us to answer questions and talk activism for reproductive rights! Given the recent legislation in Alabama, we encourage you to get involved. Links to the nonprofits we discuss are at the bottom of this description. How bout the questions though? Well... - Self conscious about boob size and your BF is making it worse even though his intentions are good. What do ya do? - Your GF had her male coworker come to the DMV with you. Should you be wigged out? (nah) Then, the Q box is goofy as hell this week but a good time, featuring... - Co-worker's crazy ex - Love for us (we love you too) - Love for Charlotte - Fursona discussion Finally, more Reddit where we discuss... - BF is being weird and flagrant about his porn viewing. It's making you uncomfortable. It sucks, what the hell do you do? - Do you keep your clothes on during sex? (not typically lmao) Thanks Charlotte for coming on! Links: A Step Ahead Foundation www.astepaheadmiddletn.org Middle Tennessee Branch abortionfunds.org ...

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Episode 59

May 16, 2019

#59 The Unending Forest

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Episode 58

May 09, 2019

#58 Spring Flings, Mug Wine, and the Boxer Backside Hole

Howdy folks it's Radio Free Tote Bag this is episode fifty friggin eight and we're feeling weird but we're feeling good. What do we have goin on? Well let's see... - Mysterious hole has appeared on the ass end of TWO pairs of your boyfriend's briefs. He's bein real weird about it. What gives? - You got a crush on a girl at work but you don't know how to shoot your shot. What do? Then we got a BIG ol Q box! - Meta question - what's up with the Question Box music? - Would you commit feelings to a relationship if you know it's gonna end soon because of a move or something similar? - Apparently a listener likes Arthur's politics so much they're horny bout it! Thanks listener. Back to Reddit: - How do you ask out someone who has anxiety? Should you? (Yes, in this case. Especially if it's Dono.) - Long term roommate and friend is a drug dealer and drop out. Should you try to set him straight? - Your cool manager lost his grandma. Is it kosher to express your condolences with a small gift? Watch the source of the Askin All These Questions song here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwUX4cSwrRk And here's a scary ass cookiecutter shark jesus christ it's awful: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Isistius_brasiliensis_SI.jpg#/media/File:Isistius_brasiliensis_SI.jpg ...

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Episode 57

May 02, 2019

#57 Chapo Tote House

Well folks, we accidentally rant about enabling centrist bullshit. But we also talk about relationships. Because this is a show about relationships. Here's what we talk about: - Arthur got the wrong order and we're very hurt. We discuss bland ass food. - You found cigarettes that aren't your partner's brand. In his ashtray. He's also being weirdly specific about laundry. Surpicious? - Your BF is spending all his damn time doing kung fu or some shit and he won't let you come to his class? What's up with that? - QUESTION BOX OH YEA yea and the question is about popping pimples? Dono is stoked. - GF got motorboated on Spring Break by a gay guy, she says. Weird? Kinda. Relationship-ender? Eh, up to you. - How to break off a relationship cause your partner's politics are whack? JUST DO IT DON'T DATE CHUDS JESUS CHRIST - Obnoxious scary neighbor noise and how to deal with it. Folks, we try not to get political here, but this was the exception. Our message: if someone is nice but their politics are that means they're evil too. Don't tolerate that garbage under the guise of politeness. And do what you can to fight evil. And def don't have sex with evil. We love you. ...

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