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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 65

July 05, 2019

#65 Boner Hiding Apparatus (BHA)

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Episode 64

June 27, 2019

#64 A Listener Claps Back, Jackson, And Mourning

Misophonia Warning: We open with me chewing very professionally. And then we get into some shit. Folks, it's Radio Free Tote Bag and here's what we talked about this week: - Wealthy dude seems to have stolen your girl's heart, what's up with that shit? - How do you let your partner know you need to sleep alone for a night without hurting their feelings? - You had an emotional breakdown and got upset at your friend's funeral. Should you apologize to the mom? (We think yes, but for different reasons than you may think) - What to do when your partner is in a financial rut but you still want to do fun things together? As always, communication is key. Then it's Q Box time, where we have our first listener complaint! Re: our DDLG hate episode. We respond. Back to Reddit: - You gf doesn't appreciate your man thong. What do? - Finally, a women is told at work to be more confident. She does it, and now people are saying she's being too much. Lol classic misogynistic Catch 22. We go in on em. Folks, thanks for hanging with us. And as I said at the end of the episode: if you found this podcast from one of the stickers I put up in the gnarly Bonnaroo porta potties, please do let me know. That'd be rad. ...

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Episode 63

June 20, 2019

#63 Bonnaflu and Beetus

Yeehaw, Buckaroos, we're back from our hiatus! Both of us aren't feeling great but hey we're out here trying and I'd like to think we're succeeding. Check it out: - You're an exotic dancer in a relationship, ya told your SO's parents and now his weird-ass dad is coming to your club and staring you? Call us, we'll crowbar him. - The third segment in the question box butt pee trilogy. - Your friend is having boyfriend trouble - her BF gets real upset when SHE gets upset and makes her feel bad about getting upset. Whack. What's going on here? - Coffee shop addiction is apparently a thing and it's fucking up your dating life. What do? - How to ask your unemployed SO to help out a little more around the house without making him feel like you're insinuating he's lazy? (Cause for once it sounds like he's not.) - How to figure out if your FWB of two years has feelings for you? Should you express your feelings to her? - Your partner and child's father is on meth and you feel trapped. How do you fix this situation? We say get out ASAP. We're glad to be back and we're glad to have you with us on our very own Radio Free Tote Bag. ...

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Episode 62

June 06, 2019

#62 Meme Rock feat. Lake Markham of Pineapple Tours/Bald Internet Man/The Filthy Frank Show

A man of many talents with here today, it's Lake Markham! Former Bald Chocolate Man and Current Bald Internet Man (and musician), Lake's here to talk about his work AND answer your questions! Relationship-related or otherwise. Buckle in, let's do this. We talk about Lake's background, Japan, how he got into music, how he ended up on the fuckin Filthy Frank Show, and of course, his worst relationship story. Then it's question time and here's what we've got: - When's the right time to ask your partner if they want to have kids? - How do you tell your family you're into buttpee? - Is calling your BF "Daddy" in bed weird? - And then the tables are turned - what are Dono and Arthur's worst relationship stories? We take a couple Reddit questions, and... - Can your partner get a UTI if you go down on em after going down on the backdoor? - Is a hotwife kink risky for the relationship? We end with special outro music, Pineapple Tours' "Did You Laugh?" Thanks to Lake for comin' on the show, he was great! If you want to check out Lake's work, take a look at these here links: [Bald Internet Man:](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcBjMJODyNLgQWPRSdIrv7A) [Pineapple Tours](https://soundcloud.com/patourstheband) ...

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Episode 61

May 30, 2019

#61 Sixteen White Claws In The Twilight Zone

It's RFTB BB what's poppin? Well a pretty weird one off the bat and then some other weird ones. Let's get to it. - Internet friend turns out to be stalking you because you were kidnapped as a kid? This is a spooker. - You took your bf's virginity. Now what? Anxiety, apparently. - How do you date older women as a 21 year old guy? Big lol. Then the question box brings us a compliment. Oh yea. Also a question about butt pee. Oh no. Back to Reddit where... - GF is deleting pictures of you and her from Insta after every fight? Big ol yikes. - You've got a rough, chronic illness and your partner is being overly cautious and controlling. Does it come from a good place? Does it matter? - Finally you and you gf run into her ex and his gf in the grocery store. She grabs you and runs away. But then she's on the phone with him? S k e t c h y. We're here and we're glad you are too. Stay with us! Listen to Arthur spin some music on his other show, Rocketbase Radio, here: https://www.mixcloud.com/Rocketnerd/rocketbase-radio-episode-3/ ...

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Episode 60

May 23, 2019

#60 Reproductive Rights and Scranathon feat. Charlotte Ulrich

Heyo folks we've got superfan and friend of the show Charlotte with us to answer questions and talk activism for reproductive rights! Given the recent legislation in Alabama, we encourage you to get involved. Links to the nonprofits we discuss are at the bottom of this description. How bout the questions though? Well... - Self conscious about boob size and your BF is making it worse even though his intentions are good. What do ya do? - Your GF had her male coworker come to the DMV with you. Should you be wigged out? (nah) Then, the Q box is goofy as hell this week but a good time, featuring... - Co-worker's crazy ex - Love for us (we love you too) - Love for Charlotte - Fursona discussion Finally, more Reddit where we discuss... - BF is being weird and flagrant about his porn viewing. It's making you uncomfortable. It sucks, what the hell do you do? - Do you keep your clothes on during sex? (not typically lmao) Thanks Charlotte for coming on! Links: A Step Ahead Foundation www.astepaheadmiddletn.org Middle Tennessee Branch abortionfunds.org ...

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