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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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June 10, 2022

#207 Morbgasm

Greetings, Totebaggers!Donovan is not here, but we've got James Asher from That Thing with James!We tangent so fkn hard for so fkn long, then we discuss differing speeds of emotional development, a very sweet listener follow up and a relationship with libido issues.You can listen to James' show here!https://www.youtube.com/user/jimjack87   You can subscribe to our patreon here!https://www.patreon.com/rftb ...

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Episode 206

June 02, 2022

#206 Not In The Mood For Dental Surgery

I regret to inform you that it's Tooth Time. Also we talk about crows! And then CONTROVERSY in the question box?? Here's what we get into:     Someone thought our dear friend Daddy was too harsh to long texters | Having trouble getting aroused at all by vanilla sex while new to the whole sex thing | Guy Fieri cunnilingus controversy | Bringing a lil gift to a first in person date after talking for a couple weeks - hot or not? | In need of tucking advice! | How to JO in a shared bathroom without leaving evidence     And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 205

May 26, 2022

#205 Occasional Woo feat. Daddy and Garrett

Uh oh! Due to a mixup at the listener factory the question box is off the goddamn rails this week. And I was already comin in hot with the return of Embrace Debate! So this is a wild one folks, but luckily we've got our good friends and returning guests Dylan and Garrett Geilenfeldt to help us weather the storm. Here's what we get into:   Will yourself to "no horny" | If the US balkanized, which regional celeb would be worst | Mixing fuckin n fooding | Apparently Guy Fieri needs cunnilingus advice | How do eels reproduce??? | Making friends online when you have dyslexia and struggle with text communication | We reiterate we are not capital G Gamers! | Too terrified to make the first move   Thanks again to Garrett and Dylan for joining us again! You can find Dylan on Twitter @ItsProbablyCrab and find Garrett and the Black Box Theater @daytonblackbox   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb do it! Quick!! ...

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Episode 204

May 21, 2022

#204 It's Good To Own Frogs feat. Kennedy Cooper

Ribbit ribbit gang! We're feelin amphibious this week on account of we've got FROG OWNER (and also podcaster) Kennedy Cooper with us! And so we have some frog chat before Kennedy tells us a truly chaotic embarassing dating story and then we get to ya questions:   Getting past small aggravations that are turning you off of pretty much all potential dates | An update on getting past a sexual anxiety | Trying to get your kid into grunge but it is NOT working | Stressing about dating a woman who's a few years older | Decrees from the Themporer   Thanks again to Kennedy for joining us! You can follow them and find their stuff on Twitter @kennedytcooper   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week and access to all 75 previous eps at Patreon.com/RFTB wow what a steal! ...

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Episode 203

May 12, 2022

#203 Tempted By The Segue

Woooo it's an eventful week! Running into exes, llifting weights, sending butt sweat pics, being in hell. But also good vibes as our energy is on a dang rocketship on this one. Here's what we get into:   Welcome to Gamer Chat ...

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Episode 202

May 05, 2022

#202 Welcome To The Question Gym feat. Minion Death Cult

RFTBMDC folks! We've got Tony and Alexander from Minion Death Cult back with us this week for another full-strength crossover episode and so we are very excited. We catch with the MDC boys and are blessed with an early Cat Spotting before suiting up and hitting the mf question weights, here's what we're lifting this week:   An update from the "dirty job" question asker | New platonic friendship with a long time ex but not sure whether to tell them you cheated on them 10 years ago | Getting real burnt out in the dating app zone | Navigating a large class difference in a relationship   Thanks again to Tony and Alex for joining us! If you like us you should absolutely check out MDC, heck there's even another crossover episode with us! And you can find them wherever you're listening to this wow!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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