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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 86

December 12, 2019

#86 My Homies Stay Plugged

Good afternoon, good evening, good whenever tf you're listening to this! Here's what we got for ya this week: - Fiance seems to be getting into phone sex in a VR chat game? - Lost your virginity and now you're mega horny all the time. Is this normal? - A listener follow up to last week's Hitachi PSA, turns out someone out there is vibing while vibing to our pod. We thank you. - We head to the Paraphilia Pantry! Should you tell your partner about your fetish if it's a little unorthodox and embarassing? - A guy finds out he likes a finger in his dirt button during sex. Does this mean he's gay?? Lol no. - You broke up with your long term BF and you're worried you'll never have sex that can match up to him. Truth or fiction? Thanks for being with us folks and as always, if you can, throw us five stars on iTunes and write us a review if you're extra kind. This helps us grow, get bigger guests, and makes us both very very happy. We love you regardless. ...

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Episode 85

December 07, 2019

#85 The Roommate Fuck

Let's get right to it, Arthur's dry spell is BROKEN! So whatever the opposite of pouring one out is, do that, because we're celebrating. Maybe we throw a musical number in there too for festivities. Anyways, question time, here's what we've got: - You're dating a guy and it seems to be turning into something BUT you hooked up with his younger brother a few years back. Dealbreaker? - Your teen stepdaughter has a new baby with a teen boy who keeps getting headlice, spreading it to the child, and refusing to treat it. How the fuck do you handle this? - Confussed by flirty friend wat do? Then it's question box time! But no questions this week, just a comment from a dear listener who watched the claymation porn we disussed last episode AND a fun fun fun joke! Back to Reddit: - You hooked up with your roommate and it looks like it's gonna turn into a relationship. This is against the rules. Could it work out though? - A vibrator bites back. This is a PSA. We're shook (haha get it?) - A queef drives a hookup to straight up leave. What the hell? What do you do here? We're glad you're here, we hope you like the music, and no use crying over spilt queef. ...

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Episode 84

November 28, 2019

#84 Turkey Day 2k19

What’s really good, Tote Gang? We talk Turkey Day plans and also vitamin D deficiency. Also, Catholic pick-up lines. We contemplate the joyful mystery of a partner smiling during an argument. What does one do when they lose physical attraction to their partner? If their partner is a tall-spindly figure with long hair and they don’t like that they should get em to put on some fkn weight and get a haircut. Remember that you can just fkn bounce anytime, too. Keep that in your back pocket. We go to the ol’ q-box and discuss what we look for in a partner and also what red flags we grok. A listener updates us on their friend cum (huehuehue cum) coworker who sucks at their job. I think my boyfriend likes hentai and I don’t know how to feel. At least he isn’t into claymation porn. TOTES ...

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Episode 83

November 14, 2019

#83 Great Vengeance And Furious Anger

This is a placeholder lol At 45:18 we start talking about beastiality. We stop doing that at 1:00:18. Enjoy! ...

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Episode 82

November 07, 2019

#82 Daddy's Little Pumpkin

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Episode 81

October 31, 2019

#81 The Spooktober Power Hour

You already know what it is! It's our second RFTB Halloween and we NEED to match up to last year's heartbreak heinousness and so we did. It's ghastly, it's spooky, it's a Halloween power hour. For those who don't know, a power hour is doing a shot of beer every minute for an hour. This was actually going to be the premise of Dono's original podcast until he realized that would be terrible. But here's a one off special, we do it for you! We come in hot with a classic holiday emojipasta and then we hit some ghoulish-ass questions. Here they are: - Boyfriend is saying he's gonna hit this H-Ween party then set up a tent in the backyard so he doesn't drive drunk. This makes your uncomfortable. What's the deal? - You're dealing with a chronic illness and telling people about it has been negatively affecting your dating life. What's the best way to handle this? - What's the adult equivalent of that creepy ass Scream mask everyone wore as a kid? - Speaking of Halloween, why do people ghost? We discuss. - You're tryna wear a sexy costume to a festival but your BF is uncomfortable and giving you shit. Is this justified? No. - Gal you like invites you out to a Halloween rave with all her girlfriends. You're nervous. How do you not be nervous? - Your GF is reading a book about vampires and her Jesusy gramps smacks her with a whole-ass flashlight because he's convinced she's gonna get possessed and have seizures and shit. How to handle this? (Your grandpa is a vampire, stake his ass!) Happy Halloween to all of you! We're glad because Arthur's not heartbroken this year ...

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