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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 152

April 29, 2021

#152 A Complex Web Of Weeb Stuff

Howdy gang it's RFTB where this week we have just come off guesting on Ballin Out Super and having our minds melted by the inscrutable abomination that is Tenchi Muyo. This is the second recording round out of three in one day and we are goin ham. Here's what we get into: What to do as the missionary bottom | "Worshipping de sack" | Takin flack for the old DDLG episode, we respond | What's dating like from the outside? | Is there a t rex dance in Frasier? We have Frasier expert Arthur here to help | Is it pathetic to get a body pillow? hell nah | Wanting to be dominated but not degraded Thanks for tuning in folks! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep? If you're interested you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb Alright I'm goin to bed ...

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Episode 151

April 22, 2021

#151 Can I Get Like A Whole Carrot On The Side? feat. Tony Boswell

Folks! We are very excited this week to have Tony Boswell from Minion Death Cult on the show with us! Tony explains the meaning of MDC, tells us about running into friends on an extremely affectionate first date, and a date with a possible girl-horse hybrid. We also discuss shitty Derek getting some consequences by some miracle and how that still doesn't address the core problem. Then we get into an extremely full question box - we ran out of time for a couple but they will be priority next week - here's what we've got: Somebody bein nice to us :) | Reconciling with your estranged father makes you worry about friends in similar situations you bonded with | Embracing the dad bod and backing yourself | Partner's illness putting extreme strain on a relationship but you don't want to be selfish | Finance bro friend calls himself a socialist while owning two rental properties | Finding out your partner has an exercise/fitness kink while you're not super in shape | Another nice question asker wondering how to support the person they're dating who's going through some stressful times | Bonin down to your own music | How to shave a butt Lol get rekt derek. You can find Tony on Twitter @wordisbond and his show @miniondeath cult. Buy some of his good bread and get some good pod on the side! And if you'd like to support us and get a bonus episode every week you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb ...

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Episode 150

April 15, 2021

#150 Basketball Shorts BF

Holy shit 150 main feed episodes! And what better way to celebrate the big 1-5-0 by forgetting to mention it until you write the description ...

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Episode 149

April 08, 2021

#149 One Guy One Pair Of Pants feat. Vic Berger

It's Radio Free Tote Bag and Vic Berger is our guest this week and we are stokeddd! We discuss Vic's surreal video edits, Steve Harvey, Bakker Buckets, an unfortunate dating experience at the zoo, and moustache-touching - all while his door is under siege by a small ninja. Then we head to the question box where we have quite a lot of listener questions this week! And here's what we get into: How to make the 200th at home covid date a little less tired | Shock videos - a date convo starter? (no do not) |Seeing the best intentions in your partner when they do something casually that hurts you - or whether you even should | How to strike a balance between work and home life when working at home | A game is using Vic's face as an avatar appartently | Berger Bakker Bucket Review? | A returning reddit question asker rigs up a homemade glory hole to act out a fantasy | A boyfriend reveals his weird misogynist reasons for getting into a relationship with you Thanks again to Vic for taking the time to come on, we had a great time! If you'd like to check out his work you can find him on Twitter @VicBergerIV or at his website victorberger.com And thank you for tuning in! If you'd like to support the show and get a bonus episode every week you can find us at Patreon.com/RFTB ...

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Episode 148

April 01, 2021

#148 I Have No Grabbers And I Must Smush

GRABBER SMUSH! You got it? Hope not, cause it's pretty gnarly. Hi listeners it's me, the RFTB episode description and I'm very excited to tell you that we have a full question box this week which makes listing the topics easier. Also we love to hear from you. We had to go long to get to everything this week, and here's what we got: Wanting to get dommed by your partner by not sure how to ask | Your friend cheating on your other friend with another friend - how do you address this? Do you address this? #malessoulforever | Is it rude to not want to want to eat your own cum? Is there a double standard? | Dating and getting into a relationship while dealing with mental illness | JOI ASMR LMAO | You know how Steely Dan got their name RIP amirite? | Boyfriend with a work crush follow up! It's not ideal | Are my standards too high? Thanks for tuning in as always! If you'd like to support the show and get a bonus episode every week head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB Hope you're doin alright out there ...

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Episode 147

March 25, 2021

#147 Five Nuggets For Five Fingers feat. Daddy

Yee haw I am become covid gtfo my way amirite hey there! Welcome to this week's Radio Free Tote Bag where Daddy is indeed home. Yes our good friend Dylan is back to help us answer some questions and to help me roast Arthur's cockney impression. FIRST CLIT WANK INNIT | A listener wants to establish a homestead with ol Arth | Why are bisexuals discriminated against? | Why has the definition of vanilla sex changed? (Or has it lol?) | Shaking ass in cowgirl leads to big orgasmz | What's up with mouthfingers? Thanks for tuning in folks! If you want more RFTB you can get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep! If you're interested you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb ...

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