Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 138

January 21, 2021

# 138 RFTB Live! (Can I Get A Dub In The Chat?)

We decided to stream for the first time while we were both exhaused. Idk why, prolly not the ideal time, but hey it turned out alright! [Join our Discord here!](https://discord.gg/AGZyGAZg) Thanks as always for tuning in! If you'd like to support the show and get two bonus shows a month join our Patreon at patreon.com/rftb ...

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Episode 137

January 14, 2021

#137 Roughly 30-40 Thongs For Your Feral Hog

Yeeeeehaw we're on a better platform for recording! The downside to this is that Donovan got his greasy little mitts on a soundboard function. That being said, he shows considerable restraint (he writes). Anyways it's just the duo on this one, classic epic style, and here's what we've got for ya; Boyfriend owns more thongs than you (and you're weirded out for some reason?) | Partner has discovered her dominant side and now doesn't want to do anything else. How to deal? | Some theoretical questions on being in a traditional relationship as a leftist | Feminist hardcore porn recommendations? | First sex toy recommendations | Your mom is texting literally all of your friends and it's real weird | Where do ya put the lube? Thanks for tuning in as always! If you'd like to support us and get two bonus episodes a month become a patron at patreon.com/rftb ...

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Episode 136

January 07, 2021

#136 Edging With An Open Heart feat. John F. O'Donnell

Jesus christ how bout that chud invasion? This is dropping the next day and I know folks are rattled. But jesus christ we were dying recording this and I hope it brings you some levity. Because JFOD is here! Comedian and host of Take Your Pills, Psychopath podcast is here with us to discuss his show, all of our own experiences with mental illness, and of course your relationship and datting questions. Here's what we got: Diagnoses roundtable with a big ass lineup of diagnoses | INJACULATION | How to keep things spicy when you live far apart? How to initiate sexting, etc? | Parents keep giving you condoms even though you've made it clear you don't want them repeatedly | Masturbaters vs. Decentbaters vs INJACULATORS Thanks to JFOD for coming on the show! Follow John on Twitter [@TheRealJFOD](https://twitter.com/therealjfod) and check out Take Your Pills Psychopath wherever podcasts are found! If you'd like to support our show and get some bonus episodes, follow us on Patreon at patreon.com/rftb! $3 a month, two bonus episodes, it's a three for two folks, what a deal! ...

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Episode 135

December 31, 2020

#135 I'm Suave Off Mic feat. Anders Lee

The friggin superhero glove is complete folks! Anders Lee from Pod Damn America and Redacted Tonight is here with us to discuss (how bad) doing stand up in front of a date, the origins of "Anders Lee here", and absolutely whiffing making a move. Then Anders helps us answer questions SUCH AS... How to get your partner to embrace your bucket hat | A listener has a similar situation to someone from last ep - is a strap-on ever a good gift? | A listener suggest we all trade compliments and it's really a nice time | Is there a quiet way to spank? | Oh god my cat saw me boning | Feeling sex aggression with a partner for the first time Follow Anders Lee on Twitter [@andersleehere](https://twitter.com/andersleehere) and listen to Pod Damn America wherever podcasts are found. Thanks for tuning in folks! If you'd like to access bonus episodes and support the show you can follow us at patreon.com/rftb ...

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Episode 134

December 25, 2020

#134 RFTB Holiday Extravaganza 2020 feat. Daddy

HO HO HO MERRY XMAS, XMAS MORNING! Coming at you a day late because Arthur had to go through Ultra Retail Hell because our government refuses to effectively address a pandemic! It's rough folks, it's a rough end to a rough year. But we bring you the gift of extreme goofassedness and we hope it brings you some holiday cheer. What if it was illegal to eat coochie? | An enlightening journey into the world of the balldo | Partner works with a former love interest and you're feeling some jealousy, is that alright? | Getting a strap on as a gift from your partner when you're not into it | Is gifting a laptop too much? | Are sex toys appropriate gifts for friends? | Straight relationship sex with a gay dirty talk twist, what's the deal? Thanks to Dylan for comin on this week and thank you for listening! We wish you all the cheer in the world cause you goddamn deserve it. If you'd like to support the show and access two bonus shows a month you can follow us at patreon.com/rftb ...

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Episode 133

December 17, 2020

#133 Sexsomnia, The Ick, And Minds, Man feat. Megan @MemeVVitch

Yeehaw we're gettin scientific in here because we have genuine Ultra PhD Megan with us, a clinical psychologist currently working on her dissertation. We hear about Megan's research into men's rights/redpill types on the internet and how they behave. Then we get into questions, crack some jokesters, do some psychoanalysis, and have a dang good time. Here's what we've got this week: What exactly is The Ick? | Feeling self-conscious about how wet you get (and why ya shouldn't be self-conscious!) | How to operate a cockring | Understanding and handling a partner's sexsomnia You can follow Megan on Twitter [@MemeVVitch](https://twitter.com/MemeVVitch) Thanks for tuning in folks! If you'd like to access bonus episodes and support the show you can follow us at patreon.com/rftb ...

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