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Radio Free Tote Bag

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Episode 169

September 02, 2021

#169 Sustainable Horniness feat. Aiden Arata

It's Tote Bag Thursday folks! It is, I just declared it! And we're celebrating by having friend of the show Aiden Arata back in the booth. Aiden tells us about low key becoming a wife guy and also about how you could just take a bite out of your finger like a dang carrot if only your brain would let you :( Also many questions! Here's what we get into:   Music drop question! | "Re-opening" a crush after not seeing each other for a while | Feeling like your relationship has progressed super quickly through the pandemic and worried it will burn out | Getting back into sexual relationships after a traumatic experience and how to communicate with your partner about it | Right person wrong time stories | Choosing your name as a trans woman   Thanks again to Aiden for joining us, she is seriously the best! You can find her and her work on Twitter and on Instagram @aidenarata  And thank you for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week where we return to our Reddit roots? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb! ...

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#168 Leaf Blowers: You'll Never Have To Sweep Again! feat. Rory Blank

Episode 168

August 26, 2021

#168 Leaf Blowers: You'll Never Have To Sweep Again! feat. Rory Blank

It's RFTB! Where this week cartoonist Rory Blank returns to teach you how to clean your home with record speed using just a common household appliance! Also there's many questions: Clarity on excuuuuse me - it's mf zelda | Into muscular ladies but kinda out of shape |Using forgiveness in processing in processing past hurt | If we were something else besides ourselves | What kinda eyes do we like | Became friends with a TA and caught feelings - how to navigate | Belitting kink question Thanks again to Rory for joining us! You can find him on Twitter @BoneJail and get yourself one of them official signs at sexybigfoot.com And thank you for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb! ...

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After Dark #38 Preview

August 19, 2021

After Dark #38 Preview

Don't go through your partner's phone and don't torture people.For access to this episode and our back catalog of bonus episodes, head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB$5/month = 4 bonus episodes a month! ...

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#167 She's The One With The Greasy Touch!

Episode 167

August 19, 2021

#167 She's The One With The Greasy Touch!

DRY FOLKS DRY FOLKS buckle tf in gang, we're like Jeb Bush on adderall in here! Whatever that means, it's been a long day. But we have many of question and we're amped to get into em.   First a heads up - Trigger Warning on assault at 37:00. Alright here's what we have:   Kid wants Chuck E Cheese bday, wife afraid of the goddamn robots. What do ya do? | A congrats to Audrey! | You and your partners siblings were dating each other but now broke up and y'all are now getting hassled | Pod-rey and handling weird allegations about having a foot fetish! | Partner came out with a fetish you're feeling a little weird about, how to navigate this? | Wife has made friends with someone who assaulted you in high school and is distrustful of your story | Things to say to make your partner feel good during/after sex   Thanks for tuning in folks and thanks for your questions! We're answering more questions each week on a bonus episode, you can join us and support the show at patreon.com/rftb ...

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#166 Gender Reveal Party feat. Korla

Episode 166

August 12, 2021

#166 Gender Reveal Party feat. Korla

It's Audrey motherfuckers! And we're celebratin with friend of the show Korla and a whole big question box. We talk transitions and Audrey's experience over the past few months, get an embarassing story from Korla, and then get into the celebratory cornucopia y'all sent us - the Q box: Resisting temptation, avoiding Moses' wrath! Hopefully | Partner is upset with your "messy" wing eating. How would it not be messy come on | Where did the name come from? A Donofan asks | Who is the hottest US president embrace debate | Reaching people on either side of you as a leftist Christian | Wife of 20 years upset by your dating past - how to navigate Thanks again to Korla for joining us for this very special episode and congrats again to Audrey on coming out :) And hey thank you for listening! Hear from us more this week and get like 30 previous bonus episodes at Patreon.com/rftb   ...

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After Dark #37 Preview

Episode 37

August 12, 2021

After Dark #37 Preview

For access to our Radio Free Tote Bag After Dark series, head on over to Patreon.com/rftb$5 a month gets a bonus episode every week and access to all previous bonus episodes!  ...

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