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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 176

October 22, 2021

#176 The French feat. Kenice Mobley

What's good my totefolk, we're back at you again with another banger of an episode, this time featuring Kenice Mobley of the Love About Town podcast!We discuss a terrible date at the Arc de Triomphe, waning libidos, a creep at thine DnD game, the merits of off-brand crocs and first-date-moves!Catch it! ...

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Episode 175

October 14, 2021

#175 Depression Dubs feat. Maria Guido

Howdy gang, we're very excited this week because we have social worker, former podcaster, and all-around good-ass person Maria Guido with us! We talk about Maria's work, our own mental health struggles, the nonsense that is "Conduct Disorder", and surprise parent meetings before getting into your questions:   A message from the real Audrey heads | Gex in the bedroom | How to find big can gf | What are some options for dealing with depression when you don't have access to therapy | Partner dropping tons of money on goddamn NFTs | What DND classes would we be?   Thanks again to Maria for joining us! You can find her on twitter @Sandernista412 and past episodes of The Worst Week Yet   And thank you for tuning in! You can hear more of us with Maria on this week's bonus show at Patreon.com/RFTB   Here's the TED talk on depression that Audrey mentioned: https://www.ted.com/talks/andrew_solomon_depression_the_secret_we_share ...

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Episode 174

October 07, 2021

#174 All-Girls Catholic Pirate Ship feat. Jeremy Kaplowitz

Yarr mateys, we're stoked this week to have comedian and Hard Drive Magazine editor-in-chief Jeremy Kaplowitz with us! We talk Mario, an extremely 2011 relationship story, and pirate pick-up lines before hitting the question box, here's what we've got: (TW - SA on the second question this episode)   Audrey has that cake | Moving on after an abusive relationship where the absuer faced no consequences | About to hit 30 and feeling shit about not being in a relationship or dating | A terrifying penguin movie | Basketball shorts defender | How to send a good first message on dating apps | One partner into tongue-kissing, the other very much not | Hard Drive questions for Jeremy   Thanks again to Jeremy for joining us! You can find him on Twitter @jeremysmiles and Hard Drive at hard-drive.net And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb ...

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Episode 173

September 30, 2021

#173 Gump Style feat. James J Asher

Welcome back to RFTB where my tongue is still too big for my mouth! Also we have Youtuber/podcaster James J Asher with us! James tells us a good ol embarassing dating story before we answer your questions and also create a Forrest Gump fashion line. Here's what we get into:   Ya have a couple casual hookups going but are looking for a relationship, how do you figure this out | Return of the drunk cake slicer | Rock climbing slang in a v different way | A lil pushback on Dono and the GLU gals Croc defense in light of our take on Basketball Shorts BF | More Dono thirst posting | Kelsey Grammar as Mario? Yes | Chii's ghost kitchen   Thanks again to James for joining us! You can find his show That Thing With James J. Asher on Youtube here!  And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!   ...

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Episode 172

September 23, 2021

#172 Girlie Time feat. Girls Like Us

RFTB x GLU time, we've got Frannie and Sophie back with us! We talk trainblasting and being accosted by president facts before hitting the ol question trail:   Getting burnt out on pursuing love? | Realizing you might be more gay than you thought but currently in a long term straight relationship | A trans listener wants to look more traditionally femme but partner has a distaste for gender norms in general | An incredible q box slide | In defense of Crocs | Getting over past feelings of ugliness after growing into yourself | An update on the drunken bday cake eater | Ex turned out to be on Tinder for the whole three year relationship   Thanks again to Frannie and Sophie for joining us! You can find them and links to the show on Twitter @GirlsLikeUsShow   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb! ...

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Episode 171

September 16, 2021

#171 Fear Is The Boner Killer feat. Garrett Geilenfeldt

This week! Renaissance fair compadre of Audrey and owner of the Black Box Improv Theater in Dayton, it's Garrett Geilenfeldt! And so we're discussing performance, improv, and covid's impact on the field before gettin into some dang questions:   A sexting situationship has been very engaging over text but never initiating hangs | How do you hold on in a relationship if you have the anxious butterflies feeling constantly | Protocol for tagging a new partner on social media | ED troubles affecting partner's confidence | Elevate Your Vulva | Struggling with fears of the future as a polyam person | Fuck yea to the new logo :) | A very happy update to the sword collection question from a few weeks back!   Thanks again to Garrett for joining us, you can follow the Black Box Theater on Twitter @daytonblackbox and check out their upcoming shows if you're in the area! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb! Link to website we mentioned https://turn-me-into-a-girl.com/ ...

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