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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 239

January 29, 2023

#239 Breaking Up On The First Date feat. Howell Dawdy

Hello howdy we're very excited this week on account of we've got musician podcaster extraordinaire Howell Dawdy with us! We talk nicotine addiction and quitting, about Howell's show Fast Track, and then hear his embarassing dating story before getting into your questions:   Who is The Boy?? | In a loving hetero relationship but feeling longing towards an old friend and thinking you may be bi | Love for both of our shows and a game show question | Top Tip Tips 2023   Thanks again for Howell for joining us, what a lovely guy! You can find him and links to his shows on Twitter @HowellDawdy   And thank YOU for listening!  You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff like stickers and the RFTB Discord wow! ...

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Episode 238

January 19, 2023

#238 We Were Talkin About Meat! feat. Whack Nicholson

Yeehaw buckaroos, from Twitter and Western Kabuki podcast - we've got the one and only @WhackNicholson with us! And we're stoked, we're chattin at the top - shared Newgrounds porno experience, a twin RFTB that sells meat apparently, and of course an embarassing relationship story. And then? You already know, it's your questions:   Coworker might have overhead you say "I want to die" and a lil worried | A follow up on the person whose therapist set them up on a date with another patient | New relationship haunted by an insane ex - red flag city | A nice message from a listener :)   Thanks again to Whack for joining us, follow him on Twitter @WhackNicholson and listen to Western Kabuki wherever podcasts are!    And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 237

January 13, 2023

#237 Albatross Wife feat. Megan Graves

Gang I'm gone off that bucatini this week and so we're in riff city at the beginning and so luckily we've got comedian and onlyfans-er extraordanaire Megan Graves back with us! We talk albatross wings and wife horror, get a lovely update on Megan's dating life, and then hop into your questions:   Have become part of an activity-based friend group but feeling left out from hangs outside the activity | Poly time management crisis - three relationships and only like three hours of sleep | How to get better at eating better and getting less fast food | A bdsm relationship that is clearly abusive so we give advice on escaping   Thanks again to Megan for joining us! Find her and her stuff on Twitter @itsmegangraves and keep an eye out for tour dates!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 236

January 05, 2023

#236 Road Trip To Nowhere feat. Sarah Suta

Alina's endo surgery donation link - thank you for your support: https://gofund.me/36f0a0f1   Folks! We're extremely excited this week cause we've got host of Bizarre Beasts and SciShow Sarah Suta with us! We talk to Sarah about her extremely cool work, lasers, and a failed cave date ending in a small town road trip. Then! Questions!   When and if to intervene when your friend is living in squalor and doesn't seem to care | Wanting to sleep separately from a partner but not sure how to communicate it without hurting them | An all new seize or salad - what to do when your mom is being shitty to your partner | If and how to ask a colleague to get together outside of work   Thanks again to Sarah for joining us, she's rad and you should check out her shows on Youtube - Bizarre Beasts and SciShow! And you can follow her on Insta @sarah.suta   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 235

December 29, 2022

#235 Dads Of Our Dudes Of Our Dad's Lives feat. Deanna Machi

WOooooo ohhh yeaaa it's that liminal space between xmas and new years, we've got Deanna Machi from the The Worst Week Yet with us, and everyone is drunk except Dono who is stone cold bullshit sober. A classic dynamic! We discuss words for cold, hear a couple embarassing dating tales from Deanna, and then we answer exactly two questions lmao:   In an LDR for 4 months after a long friendship and realizing the relationship ain't for you - how to end things | Fresh outta college, feeling bad about self-image, could lifting weights be the cure?   Thanks to Deanna for joining us! Follow her on Twitter @ddddeanna she's great   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 234

December 25, 2022

#234 Hollandaise Special 2022

It's that time of year again folks - we've got our dear friend Dylan with us, it's cold, and we're talkin santa and relationships. So grab a cup o nog and a yule log come with us it's Radio Free Tote Bag.   A listener implores us to revisit animorphs | An update from LDR Aussie and they're getting married!! | A listener followup on forgetting about orders reveals some of us also have severe adhd | Have only had short relationships and feeling self conscious about it   Thanks again to Dylan for joining us and thank you for listening! And happy holidays and all that jingle jangle. Listen to Santa and support the show at Patreon.com/RFTB ...

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