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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 210

June 30, 2022

#210 You Don't Know Lifehouse??

Howdy gang, we've made it to the end of dry June, barely. We're angry, you're angry, but hopefully we're putting some decent energy out there. Tl;dr fuck the entire supreme court. So we talk about that a bit and also Lifehouse for some reason. And then it's the question box plus some reddit questions this week, here's what we get into: Having trouble with feeling shame when you can't make your partner cum every time | Mid sex, new partner asks your mom's name?? | FF14 explanation | Feeling brutally isolated while surrounded by people | Hookup left you a hand-blown glass buttplug as a gift | Extreme insecurity over your height while already in what seems to be a good relationship | A MAIN FEED QUIZ SWARM   Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! That's Patreon.com/rftb ...

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Episode 209

June 23, 2022

#209 SEA SPECIMENS

Dear god Beach Dono is out in force, Audrey's runnin high on that hotness, and we're both ready to answer some mf questions. We talkin clubbing, gender, and goddamn sea specimens before hitting that question trawler, here's what we get into:   Working thru your sexuality after being raised in the LDS church | SOME SMALL PENIS LOVE | Asked somebody out but they're super sarcastic and not sure where they stand | Grunge Dad returns with an update! | What's our favorite fossil critters (you know we're goin off on this one)   Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/RFTB as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! Plus we've got some great guests coming up and 80 episodes in the backlog now what could be better than that?  ...

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Episode 208

June 16, 2022

#208 Cranchies From The Barth

Hola! Dono is back at last, jetlagged as hell, and Audrey is sick but we're ready to get back in the pod saddle cause we've got questions to answer! We chat about travelling and how we been doin before hitting the ol question caja and here's what we get into:   Two weeks after sudden dumping and still feeling like shit | A fan in Sweden is having trouble making friends due to social anxiety | FUPA causing cond problems! | Partner wants to get into CBT but worried about their trauma from past physical abuse | A goddamn FFXIV ad?? | Ex getting into shape and it's making you feel insecure | A wild FMK   Thanks for tuning in folks! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week plus like 80 backlog episodes? Head on over to Patreon.com/rftb ...

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June 10, 2022

#207 Morbgasm

Greetings, Totebaggers!Donovan is not here, but we've got James Asher from That Thing with James!We tangent so fkn hard for so fkn long, then we discuss differing speeds of emotional development, a very sweet listener follow up and a relationship with libido issues.You can listen to James' show here!https://www.youtube.com/user/jimjack87   You can subscribe to our patreon here!https://www.patreon.com/rftb ...

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Episode 206

June 02, 2022

#206 Not In The Mood For Dental Surgery

I regret to inform you that it's Tooth Time. Also we talk about crows! And then CONTROVERSY in the question box?? Here's what we get into:     Someone thought our dear friend Daddy was too harsh to long texters | Having trouble getting aroused at all by vanilla sex while new to the whole sex thing | Guy Fieri cunnilingus controversy | Bringing a lil gift to a first in person date after talking for a couple weeks - hot or not? | In need of tucking advice! | How to JO in a shared bathroom without leaving evidence     And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 205

May 26, 2022

#205 Occasional Woo feat. Daddy and Garrett

Uh oh! Due to a mixup at the listener factory the question box is off the goddamn rails this week. And I was already comin in hot with the return of Embrace Debate! So this is a wild one folks, but luckily we've got our good friends and returning guests Dylan and Garrett Geilenfeldt to help us weather the storm. Here's what we get into:   Will yourself to "no horny" | If the US balkanized, which regional celeb would be worst | Mixing fuckin n fooding | Apparently Guy Fieri needs cunnilingus advice | How do eels reproduce??? | Making friends online when you have dyslexia and struggle with text communication | We reiterate we are not capital G Gamers! | Too terrified to make the first move   Thanks again to Garrett and Dylan for joining us again! You can find Dylan on Twitter @ItsProbablyCrab and find Garrett and the Black Box Theater @daytonblackbox   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb do it! Quick!! ...

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