Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 203

May 12, 2022

#203 Tempted By The Segue

Woooo it's an eventful week! Running into exes, llifting weights, sending butt sweat pics, being in hell. But also good vibes as our energy is on a dang rocketship on this one. Here's what we get into:   Welcome to Gamer Chat ...

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Episode 202

May 05, 2022

#202 Welcome To The Question Gym feat. Minion Death Cult

RFTBMDC folks! We've got Tony and Alexander from Minion Death Cult back with us this week for another full-strength crossover episode and so we are very excited. We catch with the MDC boys and are blessed with an early Cat Spotting before suiting up and hitting the mf question weights, here's what we're lifting this week:   An update from the "dirty job" question asker | New platonic friendship with a long time ex but not sure whether to tell them you cheated on them 10 years ago | Getting real burnt out in the dating app zone | Navigating a large class difference in a relationship   Thanks again to Tony and Alex for joining us! If you like us you should absolutely check out MDC, heck there's even another crossover episode with us! And you can find them wherever you're listening to this wow!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 201

April 28, 2022

#201 A Hoot And/Or Holler feat. Luisa Díez

A hootenanny, even. What's up Tote Friends we've got Luisa Díez from Why You Mad back with us both this week! We catch up with Luisa, talk about our dating lives since she was last on, and then get into questions! Here's what we've got this week:   Text response etiquette with your partner | How to find a community for "Nerd Shit" that is not chock full of assholes and chuds | Thinking you're nonbinary but a friend shut you down when you brought it up | How come it's cool to be into legs but below the ankle is VERBOTEN? | Showering regularly but still feelin like ya smell and self-conscious about it   Thanks again to Luisa for coming back on! Check out her show Why You Mad wherever podcasts are found!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 200

April 21, 2022

#200 Take A Blunder Leave A Blunder feat. Andrew Hillary

FOLKS! 200! 200 glimmering, wonderful episodes in the bank and we've loved every second! Even the continuous blunders! And they certainly don't stop this week cause it's a dang party in her and we're extra excited cause we've got Andrew Hillary back with us! We talk show history, penis surgery, and some good news! And then questions:   Made some Discord friends but worried people in the server hate you | How we doin? Mental health chat | Partner found out you were into hentai and seem excessively put off | LDR partner taking a break from social media but that's also how you stay in touch   Thanks again to Andrew for joining us! Check out his podcast Worst Week Yet and you can follow him on Twitter @AndrewHillaryUS   And thank you for listening! Everyone's support has meant a lot to us over the past four years because we love makin this thing ❤️ And hey you can get 72 more bonus episodes and a new one each week at Patreon.com/RFTB ...

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Episode 199

April 14, 2022

#199 EMBRACE DEBATE

This week! We're recordin early and Dono is very tired. And yet... What's this? The debut of a brand new, mind-expanding segment? That's right it's EMBRACE DEBATE! Where we tackle the hard hitting issues. Or something incredibly dumb, who knows? Only one way to find out! And then it's question time:     How to take oiled-up nudes without gettin oil all over the damn place | How to find a dom partner when you're a straight male sub | Not getting second dates and worried you're doing something wrong | A trickster listener dealin with a messy partner | Miata time     Thanks for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb plus like 70 bonus episodes in the backlog now ain't that great? Hell we'll even send ya a sticker! It's the deal of the century! ...

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Episode 198

April 07, 2022

#198 Vampire Braces feat. Rax King

Goddamn it's good to be back gang, Dono made it thru the covid bad times and is rip roarin to go this week. And we're extra stoked cause we've got author and host of Low Culture Boil podcast Rax King with us! Rax tells us about her work and a good ol embarassing dating story about a braces-involved hickey before we get to your questions! And here's what we got:     LDR partner unwilling to have a first visit with no clear point that they'll be able to | Blanket statement made by a friend invalidates your trauma in a real shitty way | Gf seems to be into giantesses but gets embarassed and won't open up about it | Have a crush on somebody but they set ya up with their friend! What do | Body-image issues getting you down | A sweet message for Rax!     Thanks again to Rax for joining us she was absolutely wonderful! You can find her on Twitter @RaxKingIsDead and her podcast Low Culture Boil wherever podcasts are sold!     And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!   ...

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