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Radio Free Tote Bag

Welcome to Radio Free Tote Bag! A weekly relationship advice podcast hosted by Audrey and Donovan.

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Episode 223

September 29, 2022

#223 Grill And Chill Erasure feat. Haus of Decline

Whelp, that intro could've used a couple more test runs but what are ya gonna do? Welcome aboard gang, another week on the Tote Train and an extra special one on account of we have Alex from Haus of Decline joining us! And since Alex was on the bonus last time we gotta hit him with the classic embarassing dating stories ask before going completely off the rails and then hitting your questions, here's what we've got:   Bit of a TW for suicide on this first one - we address a concerning message in the question box | A fat gay misanthrope - can you find love? | Audrey's go-to opening message for dating apps is apparently working for a listener | Catching feelings for a close friend | Venting about a recent ex who doesn't use soap (stinky)   Thanks again to Alex for joining us! Find him, his work, and his show on Twitter @hausofdecline it's all extremely good and hey Dono's on a recent ep!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!  ...

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Episode 222

September 22, 2022

#222 Protect Your Mattress, Protect Your Heart feat. Aiden Arata

Squirt is pee apparently but honestly who cares. Oh hey I didn’t see you there! It’s RFTB, we’re reading some news at the top, and we’re stoked to have Aiden Arata back with us this week! We catch up with Aiden on her recent engagement before getting into your questions:   Partner is being super weird that you, a NB person, are wearing a suit to a wedding | Bag-el or bay-gel and a ruse | Therapist has set you up with a friend - is this ethical? Is it weird? | Poly but a new partner is trying to demand all your time - how to navigate   Thanks again to Aiden for joining us, truly one of our favorite people and we’re excited every time she’s on :) Follow her @AidenArata on Insta and Twitter for very good stuff   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!   ...

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Episode 221

September 15, 2022

#221 Stood Up By My Therapist feat. Girls Like Us

AHHHHH pardon the musical screaming I was having a bad time! Fully stood up by a therapist like an hour before this, we hate it. But we are stoked regardless because we're hanging out with Sophie and Frannie from Girls Like Us, returning champions and all around wonderful folks! And so we all talk bad therapy experiences before performing good therapy by way of answering your questions, here's what we've got:   Advice for moving 1500 miles from home | New partner, things are going well, except that they want to check on their dang dog twice a week? | LIGHTNING ROUND | What color will we never dye our hair? | Workout albums | Compliment exchange?   Thanks again to Sophie and Frannie for joining us, we love them and you should check out their pod and follow them on Twitter @GirlsLikeUsShow   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 220

September 09, 2022

#220 Queen Dono feat. Jake Flores

You heard me right, I'm the Queen now! Save me or whatever! Welcome one and all and what a week to record this one. Luckily we've got Jake Flores back in the studio with us to discuss the fallen monarch, his dating life, and your questions! Here's what we get into:   Trying to get a vanilla partner into some kinky shit that's important to you! | Should you go to a wedding when the bride is directly working to destroy the planet? | Feeling like you look like shit in every picture you're in | Do reddit hookup subs actually work? What even are they?   Thanks again to Jake for joining us! Follow him on Twitter @feraljokes and keep an eye out for upcoming tour dates!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! This week it's a banger episode with Low Culture Boil's Amber Rollo so get in there! ...

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Episode 219

September 01, 2022

#219 Cotton Ball Spittin feat. Alex Goldman

Hoowee we're excited this week on account of we've got Alex Goldman of Reply All with us! We discuss Alex's feeling after the end of the show and loss in general. Then, your questions!   We've inspired an LDR between listeners! But how to stay connected from afar without spending too much money? | Partner's got a oral fixation goin that's ending up with them spittin soggy cotton balls during sex | Sandwich artist inquiry | Does BF have a praise kink or is he just lookin for praise generally? | Partner only wants to talk about surface level stuff (or maybe there's another factor here) | Joyfriend? | How to fall back asleep   Thanks again to Alex for joining us, you can follow him on Twitter @AGoldmund   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! ...

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Episode 218

August 25, 2022

#218 Dongle Drama feat. Olive @old_lotion

Howdy gang we're here, we're clear, we're recording a podcast with friend of da show Olive aka @old_lotion! And she's introducing the show, what is this upside down world? No it is merely the hub of good times known as Radio Free Tote Bag and it's an extra good time this week! We talk about dissociation, whether Dono should get a moped, and hear an embarassing dating story from Olive before getting into your questions:   Worried about a casual relationship with someone in your friend circle | Can you date poly people as a non-poly person? | Wanting to adopt a cat but bf is allergic | A terrible cigaruse | Partner bailed during your manic episode but now claiming they want to come back now that you've recovered? (hate this) | How does Dono keep that ass huge??   Thanks again to Olive for joining us! Find her on Twitter @old_lotion she's great people!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff like Discord access and stickers! Wow! ...

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